《Lazy Ash》19.Gamer Coma,Castration,and Weapons.
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Alita
"So this is what we come back to?We leave for a little bit and he reverts back to waste!?"Inari was pissed from the moment we came back.Mainly because we are both looking at Ash in what he calls a "gamer coma".All around him are chip bags,mountain dew, and various energy drinks.In his hand is a controller and a headset on his head.The game is still on but paused.
"Well we did disappear for a over a month Inari.We both know how he is So we should've seen this coming."I tell her.
"True but I thought we made some head way!That maybe he was changing."Inari says.
"We are talking about someone who manages to trick or bribe his brothers into doing things for him instead of doing them himself despite only taking a few seconds.He even paid his mailman 100 dollars to bring him the mail!"I say with a sigh.
"Why do I get the feeling that he can get worse."Inari says darkly.
I just look at her in horror as I realize should could be right.Then I turn to Ash."We need to give him som incentive not to do this again."
"Beat the shit out of him?Replay scenes of his birth in his mind?Or castrate him?"Inari says with a bit of excitement.
"I think those would be last resorts.but I guess you can wake him up in a way you prefer."I tell her.
She gets a huge grin on her face and heads over to Ash.She starts using her power and get ready to fuck with Ash when all of a sudden.Ash kicks back is rapped in his suit and is holding the black flame.
"Who the hell!"He roars.
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Ash
I looking around in a panic I felt a danger aimed at oddly enough my balls.Thats not something that a man can let happen.Then I see my attacker.
"Inari what the hell!Whats with going for my nuts all you would have to do is yell in my mind and I'd be up."I yell at her.
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I see Alita give her a look and Inari returns it with a shrug and a grin."I'm surprised you knew where I was aiming."Inari replies
"Well I sorta picked up a oh shit sense."I tell her.
"Its a sense of danger one develops it when put through life and death situations."Alita says.
"Yea well I like oh shit sense as thats the first thing that pops into my head."I reply.
All of a sudden Inari is full size and in my face."You've changed again!Your fur is in full your eyes are pure foxlike however their color is amazing, you have claws, and is that a second tail!?"She exclaims.
"Yea was sorta there when I woke up."
"That's impossible you shouldn't have the power to get your second tail yet!At least 200 years would be necessary hell the average gets theirs when the are between 190-210 just what the fuck did you do!!??"She is holding me like some prize possession with a strange glint in her eyes.
"Uh well I can kinda use all my elements now albeit with 1/10 the power."I scratch my head and say.
Her eyes bulge and she stares at me in shock and then orders me to explain.So I do.I tell them that the day after they went to sleep I decided to break into Mega Tower.They were pissed Inari even hit me in the solar plexus.Then told me continue with ugly looks on their faces.
"Yea no I have the feeling *cough*cough*that im goging to get hit more."I say with a little fear.How the hell is she able to hit that hard and stay full size.Then Alita becomes full size as well walks up to and pats my cheek.
"Oh Ash who said you have a choice?"She says with the world's most uncomforting smile.I feel cold sweat going down my back.Just what the hell happened to them!
With both of them looking at me like a dog who just pissed on the carpet and deciding if they should neuter me so I would be more obedient I decided to explain the rest.
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So I tell them how I got Lesleys help breaking into the tower and how easy it was,How I burnt down the warehouse church,and how during the escape I was attacked by the Mega Force.
"Wait how did you survive that!?"Inari asked surprised.
A little pissed at the lack of confidence."Well miss interrupter I was getting there!"(She narrowed her eyes at me.)"Anyway I didn't know how it was going to go so I sent Lesley away to make sure she was safe."I then went over the details of the battle.Inari was astounded that I was able to get all my elements together.I left out the fact that they gave me the instructions for dummies.By the time I finished though both of them had dark looks.
"What?"I ask with a growing sense of fear.Next thing I know Alita's leg collides with my stomach.I look up at her in disbelief did she really just kick me and where the hell is the blowback on them!?Before I can figure it out Inari slams a kick into my face.
"What the fuck!!!"I hold my now broken nose and yell.
"You decided to use the devouring/black flame combined with holy power!!"They both roar at the same time.
"Do you understand how badly that could've gone?Not only did you somehow get all of your elements but you had to push it one step further and combine it with holy power!No wonder your no longer human theres no way your human DNA could hold up against that onslaught!"Alita rages.
"I didn't have any choice!I had to do what I did otherwise I wouldn't be safe."I try to explain.
"We get that Ash its just you could've died!Look at the pirce you paid.You will no longer be human even if there was a chance before there isnt now.You are now something entirely different a new hybrid never known before.And because of this you will soon be a target.A being with your abilities is not going to go unnoticed in fact if my guess is right you haven't."Alita said sadly.
I just sit there.Everything she said like one shot after another.Although her last part mafe me worry.I decided to put that aside and ask what took them so long.
"We decided that you are terrible when it comes to physical aspects to we decided to find a way around it.So we came to a conclusion we started changing our bodies."Alita says and then both of them walk up to me and grab my hands.Then a flash appeared and next thing I know I have two red gloves on.In my hands are two curved daggers with chains connected.
"What the fuck."I ask.
"We are the weapons idiot this is what we've been up to.We hated that we couldn't help you so we came up with this.Im the daggers with them your elements will be more powerful except darkness as I don't hold that element.The chains can extend up to half a mile and are indestructible.In fact since these are made from part of your soul and all of our everything is indestructible."I hear Inari say in my mind.
"Im the gloves holding out your hand will allow you to form a shield of holy energy.Holding your hand with a grip will bring forth a bow.Finally you can scale anything so long as the gloves are touching it."Alita says.
"huh neat."
"We know you don't train and honestly we have sorta given up due to how bad at it you are at it anyways but with us in these forms we can help you the gloves help with close combat and the daggers are for more technical approaches.So at least get familiar at using us before you do anything moronic."Inari says.
"I make no promises."I say with a grin.However I have every intention of getting used to these as I knew my life probably wasn't going to get easier.
I heard both the girls sigh.
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