《Lazy Ash》18.Goddesses,Change,and Best Uncle Ever.
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So I've been spending my extra time (of which I don't have a lot of lately)Changing the earlier chapters conversations.Mainly getting rid of the color text but I have added a few tidbits.I think there are like three not done yet mainly because doing so on a phone or tablet is a Pinta.The reason I've been using my time for this is because some people like to annoy me about it.I was getting there!!!So do to some comments, messages, and one persons "opinion"I started on those.
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"Your boy is not looking to good there Lav."
*Sigh*Laverna looks up at the screen staring at a 17-year-old boy bandaged and lying in a bed and let out another round of sighs."I realize that Art but it's not like I can do anything anymore.Ever since he connect with those two hindrances I haven't been able to intervene."Laverna finishes off with another round of sighs.
"Yes it was bad enough he isn't fixed by fate now we can only view him do to your bloodline.We need to do something about them."
Laverna and Artemis turn to see Postverta and Antevorta enter the room."Im open to suggestions are you able to see his future again or at least glimpse?"Laverna asks Antevorta.
"While I can no longer see his future I can see who will try to influence it.Oinari has taken an interest after that last show mad in on television.However he is frustrated do to the fact he could not observe him even though he is kitsune.The seraphim are under orders by the Archangels to find out who used the mind nuke.Which i succeful Jehovah. If Either one of these manage to get a hold of him we lose."Antevorta says.
Laverna lets out a sigh."Why is it that he is so different?Blessed by past and future.Both Aphrodite and Rhea took notice of him upon birth even though he is of my blood.If we add on my protection how is it he is the most difficult?It was already upsetting that he was lazy.So much so that Aergia decided to throw a hand in.Both Jyestha and Artemis do not have this problem with their chosen so why is mine so favored!"Laverna raged.
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Postverta calmed her then sat her down."It seems we are going to have to do something drastic.Since he is shrouded in so much divinity even awakening his own.We are forced to.If we combine our powers we can temporarily hold them off.They are obstacles.We need them out of the way for the next part of the plan."Postverta turns and stares at the screen.
"He cares for them if he ever found out we are responsible what do you think would happen?"Laverna replies
"It's already a risk we are facing with him whats another.He is the only one who can accomplish what we need on this "Earth" at least yours doesn't despise all gods.Im having a hard enough time trying to win over mine."Artemis says was a sad smile.
Laverna sighs again and nod her head then turn back to the screen and hopes he never finds out.
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Ash
I was alive.Gotta admit didn't think I would at the end there.I mean I felt my life leave me.When I came to my family surrounded me instantly mom and aunt Sophie had tears in their eyes.Lesley had grin on her face.It seems I was brought to Uncle Toms which make sense him being a doctor and all.Well a pediatrician (the families pediatrician).He push everyone out of the way and checks a few things then orders everyone out of the room.Of course mom stays and they start to explain what happened after I went down.
It seems I was out for two weeks.Which I was having a hard time with.My abilities should've brought me back in a day at most!I tried using any of my abilities but none of my kitsune abilities were working,I couldn't even try holy energy as I there was a drop of a drop there.Which should be full!My super based talents were working though.
Seeing my struggle Uncle Tom smiles and starts to explain."Your body is at war with itself Ash.When you first arrived you were about 55% human after two weeks im only able to find 7% human DNA."
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I stared at him shock.I knew I was changing but I figured I wouldn't drop below 50% human!I was born human how is it that this is happening?I tried going through all the possibilities.
As if reading my mind."You probably figured you'd balance out at 50& right?"(I nod.)"Well the best reason I can come up with is that power you used.Whatever you did was so powerful your human part couldn't handle the stress.So it ripped your body into shreds.Weakened to such a point the stronger DNA started devouring the weaker.After a while your body finaly started to heal.The more less human DNA you have the faster you started to heal.Im sorry to say but in a few more days you will no longer be human."Uncle Tom gives me a sad smile.
I just stared at him in shock.How was this possible!"Alita!Inari!"I scream in my mind.However I get no answer.The are still in the same state as last time.Whats the hell!!!!Uncle Tom grabs mom and they both leave after telling me to rest.
Rest I've been resting for two goddamn weeks!I get up and sit on the edge of the bed.I grip the bed hard as my head explodes with pain.I immediately activate body control and turn off the pain.My eyes still fuzzy I wait a few moments.I then get up a sneak to the bathroom and throw up blood.I turn on the sink and wash off my face.I look in the mirror and freeze.
I look at myself in shock."Damn its been a long month."I have Snow white hair that hangs slightly over my eyes.My eyes are golden with red flakes around the rim.In the center is a pure white flame constantly burning.My teeth have gotten sharper with my canines being fully grown in.I can now do like certain anime characters and have a fang hang out.(Must PRACTICE).Then I looked down at my hand and noticed my nails have turned into claws.The final Icing on the cake.I had another tail.Like the first this one was snow white.
I head back into the bedroom and turn on the tv.I put on the news and immediately am surprised.It turns out my little fight royally fucked the Mega Force and the council of Heros as a whole.It seems War heard what happened and got pissed.She immediately flew to the UN and had them revoke all rights they gave the council.Then grabbed the entire Mega Force and forced them to confess what they did.Looking at them the tried to put up a fight dumbasses.Gratefully they didn't say a damn thing about me.Of course none of them were charged with anything.They also got to keep their moon prison they just can't hold anymore trials.Noone wants to piss off War.
Then it changed and show a wanted poster and surprise surprise guess who it is.ME!!!Turns out despite all my actions being in self defense at the time they were sanctioned by the UN so they can come for my ass.Which at this point doesn't even bother me anymore.
"What am I going to do?I have no access to my new abilities for awhile without constant use of body control I can't even move.Im wanted by the UN.To top it off I cant even be considered human anymore."I sigh and head back toward the bed and catch sight of a bag.I open it and smile.Inside was my Xbox and all the new games I missed with a note.
Hey Nephew thought you might get bored so I brought these and stocked the mini fridge full of snacks and mountain dew.
Best uncle ever.
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