《Lazy Ash》13.Trial,MindNuke, and Oh Fuck
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Yea so my laptop took a turn for the worst and I don't have the money for a new one or a repair.So all the next few chapters will be done through my phone at work or a tablet that im boring.So there wont be any colored conversations for a while much to the delight of my dick friend.
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"Does the accused have anything to say in his defense?"
"Yes shouldn't you be getting back to Hogarth soon?I mean it's 2016 the kid has been waiting one hell of a long time."
"It is a coincidence my armour bares a small resemblance to that damn movie!"Tech roars.Seems I have hit a sore spot.This should be fun!
"Ash can you still use your body control?"I hear Alita call out through my mind.
"Yea not to a huge extent but some this place has nullified all my powers except the ones I got from you guys joining me.The rest are working but are somewhat dampened.What do you need?"
"Weaken your skin so it can be pierced easily and then stall for time Ive got a plan to get out of here."I do as she says and then I feel the familiar pain of Inari's claws in my back.I try not to wince as I get ready to fuck with the world's greatest team some more.(this all happens practically instantly as we can communicate faster than normal people due to our bond)
"Oh really not trying to live out some small childhood fantasy off of having your own Ailen Robot suit?"I start taunting Tech again with a mocking smile.
I can see his face turning red in anger and he gets ready to shout something again but is stopped by Mysticism.She is the team's resident spellcaster and one hell of a badass.I don't know too much about her as you can only see the bottom portion of her face the rest of her body is covered in a red cloak that has ancient script constantly flowing over it.Although from what I heard once she is a bit on the small side in every area but she does have some damn fine legs if Wikipedia is to be believed.
"That will be enough.We aren't here as a joke Mr.Falls I would take this seriously."She says in a calming voiced laced in power.Did this bitch just try to to mess with my head!?
I get ready to retort but whatever Alita and Inari are doing on my back feels weird and I laugh at the feeling.Mysticism clearly see her attempt failed.I then laugh again at her frown as her power had no chance in hell of working anyway.Im immune to all invasions of the mind.
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"Lady the Jedi mind trick ain't gonna work on me its best to not even bother."I see her stiffen probably didn't expect me to out her like that.
"And take this seriously really?You say im here for murder ok who the hell did I kill because its news to me."Not really as I have some idea as to whats going on but Alita said stall so...
Tech seems to still be a little pissed so Mysticism takes over as all the other members are still just sitting there./
"On Friday September 17, the bodies of Father Jacob and several other priest and nuns were found in a warehouse converted into a church.All of the bodies were found brutally murdered and most of them died and agony."Her voice started getting colder as she spoke and I could feel power building up."After extensive blood work we managed to find blood that wasn't connected to any of the other bodies.That blood was yours."
"So because you found my blood at a crime scene you immediately jump to (He did it!)?You know that's a bunch of bull right?"I snort.
"That would be true except when we checked street cameras we saw a figure enter and leave the warehouse.That was the only figure to leave we checked to make absolutely sure with our satellites.With the amount of your blood that was at the scene there is no way you weren't involved and as the only person to walk out blame falls to you.Which is why your being given a chance to explain yourself to tell us what happened."
"A chance!?Bitch your fucking douchebag leader abducts me in the middle of broad fucking daylight to fly me to the goddamn moon which I almost suffocated for.To put me on trial for some bullshit with no real evidence!I mean if this is a trial where is my lawyer, a jury of my peers, hell a FUCKING JUDGE!You want to talk about crimes lets talk about yours hmm?"
"We have been given the right by the UN. to judge all high level Super threats." Tech replies with a smug smile.
"And let me guess you guys get to decide who's the high level threat right?This is complete bullshit when I get down to Earth again im telling the whole fucking world what you assholes are doing.I'm an American motherfuckers I have rights!"
"Not here you don't.The moon is the jurisdiction of the Council of Heros."Photon finally speaks up.
"What kind of bullshit is that!"I then urge Alita and Inari to hurry because it's starting to look like im fucked but first I need a little info.
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"So what you assholes get to decide what happens to me?"I look around and don't see someone so I ask."By the way Mega wheres that precious daughter of yours figured she would be here?"
"She doesn't need to be here you little prick im making sure she stays far away from you!"Mega yells.
"So in other words she wouldn't approve of this and most likely judging by her character doesn't anyway.Well a least someone on your team understands human rights."
"But you not human are you boy."Mysticism speaks at that moment.
I flinch and stare at her in surprise.She laugh and continues."I have seen quite a few things in my pursuit of ancient tomes.Vampires, werewolves, trolls, and even demons.The world knows Gods exist so why is this so surprising to you?"
"How."
"Simple your aura isn't human.You may have originally been human but you're not anymore.I see a faint sense of Kitsune but that can't be it Kitsune are born not made.I look forward to studying you later."She says with a small that sends shivers down my back.
Great she has aura sight and is way better than me at using it.I can't make the distinction between human and otherwise.
"Enough of this, now you are going to tell us what happened." and that power I felt building earlier is let forth.It attacks me and I cant do anything to stop it I feel it attack my mind boring a hole into it.The pain is immense.After what feels like a century it lets up.Im rolled into a ball on the floor gasping in pain.I get to my feet legs shaking.
"What the fuck bitch I fucking told you, you can't get into my head!"
"I had to be sure even those with mind blocking abilities can't block that when brought here.It must have something to due with you transformation.This place should have stripped away all your shields but whatever you are has a natural one."She explains while looking over me.I feel like a prize that a kid just won and can't wait to play with.Not in the fun way either.
"Ash we are done you gonna need to use all of your holy energy at once but we should be in the clear.You have two symbols on your back one you should recognize as its the one that takes you to the training area.The other is what we call a mind nuke."
"Um mind nuke?"I ask hoping I heard wrong as I dont want to be involved with anything "nuke" related.
"Yes it's something we angels developed when humans started to advance.It covers all directions and erases all memories of a person no matter how small from both man and machine."
"Why didnt I use this earlier?"I ask slightly annoyed as it could have saved me so much trouble.
"Because it's planet wide."
"Oh well okay then.But won't this still reach part of earth?"
"No you barely have enough power to activate it if you tried to use a full one you'd vaporize yourself infact this is the reason why I want you to activate the nuke and teleport to the training area.Theres a good cance this might kill especially in your weakened state."She says while avoiding my eye.
"Wonderful.Well lets get this show on the road.Hey assholes!"They all turn and look man I love that.I smile at them and hold up two fingers."Deuces."
Next thing I see is a white orb appear and then a familiar flash of light.I land face down my entire body screaming in pain.It feels like lava is flowing through my body.I just scream.The pain is too much and then I black out.
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I wake up and notice Inari giving me a lap pillow while Alita strokes my hair.Even though this is really weird it's oddly comfortable so I stay still and enjoy it a bit longer.However they notice I'm awake and begin to speak.
"Bout time you woke up even with both of us healing you it still took 12 hours."Inari says with a bit of worry.Which really started to bug me.
"Couldn't Alita just bring me back what with the faces?"I ask slightly amused.
"No I couldn't not from this.I can heal your body but if your soul is destroyed there is nothing I can do."Well that poured a bucket of cold water on me.
"*Sigh*Lets go home mom is already gonna be pissed and now I have even less clothes."I look down and notice my clothes have turned into burnt rags.
I pop back into my room and collapse I have no energy at all not even the healing Inari and Alita gave me helped my powers are practically nonexistent at this point.
I get up and an then tackled onto my bed.
Surprised as hell I turn to see my mother and instead of anger I see joy in her eyes.
"You have powers!"She squeals in delight.
Oh fuck.
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