《Lazy Ash》6.Grounded,Death,and a Tunnel

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Ive been gone three days!?SHIIIIIIITTTT!!!What the hell am I gonna do I literally have nothing.Fuck wait thats not important. "Inari!"I yell

"Hmmmm?"

"Can you still use minor illusions on me?"I ask

"Yes why?"

"My eyes I need you to change them back to normal!"

"Ahhh I see ok annnndd there!"She replies

That being the only thing I can actually do I continue on home.As I approach the door it flies open and my mom slams into me.

"Where THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!!!!!"she roars into my enhanced ears.

"Ow Shit mom that really hurts ease up will ya."I groan

"Talk now son or that wont be the only thing that hurts."My father replies and drags me inside and throws me on the couch.

"Dear let the cops know we found him while I try to get some answers."Mom nods and takes out her phone but not moving an inch.

Lies lies,lies,I need some lies!!!"Inari your a trickster some help here!?"I plea

"Oh no this is gonna be good besides Alita said that she will really get pissed if I do."She says with a grin

Great welp Im fucked.Might as well somewhat tell the truth.

"Well I got invited to a party Monday and got really drunk."I say slowly

"WHAT!!!"Mom screeches while still on the phone.That poor officer!

"Continue."Dad just calmly says.

"It sorta continued from there I ended up drinking and partying constantly never really being sober.Before I knew it three days had gone by."I say

"Anything else?"Dad say

The way he said that means they know something but I dont know what.

"No?"I try to call the bluff

"How about explaining the hickies and bite marks?"He says with a smirk

"Shit!!Alita WTF! I should be able to heal that stuff easy whats going on!!!"I yell in my mind

"Im giving you incentive to train so this doesnt happen again because next time ill let it continue on longer."She replies

Speechless all I can do is accept my fate and tell them what happened.

"Well I may have slept with an unknown amount of women....."

They just sit there shocked.Not only did their gamer son go out partying and drinking for three days he had sex with random people.On closer look dad has this proud look in his eye.While moms eyes look ready to rip me into shreds.

"Yo....You.Had.Sex.YOU HAD SEX!!!!!!!!"Mom finally lost it and lunged at me.

Oh shit!I dodge outta the way and dad hurries and grabs hold of her."Go to your room while I talk to your mother."

I just nod my head and head to my room.

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A few hours later dad comes into my room and sit down on my bed.

"Son you realize you fucked up big time right?"He says simply

"Yea.."

"Now as a father im disappointed in you but as a man im proud.Never tell your mother this but I didnt think you had it in you.I mean dont get me wrong you are so grounded.But the fact that you did this gives me hope that you wont be a loner.Now keep in mind while you and I are good your on the thinnest of ice with your mother.So for the next month there will be no video games or books.Schoolbooks are ok but thats it.Your to goto your room everyday after school and your not to miss any more school for the rest of the year or I hand you over fully to your mother."

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That couldve gone much worse while itll be painful with nothing to do its still manageable.

"Oh and before I forget your to be a chef at your mothers restaurant for the remainder of the school year."He says as he walks away.

Dammit you kiss up and make breakfast one time!!!

Seeing my look dad smiles."Shouldnt have made that food son.Your mother has been trying to get you in at her restaurant for a while now.You just gave her the perfect excuse."

"Well thats about it dinners in two hours.I suggest being on time."He leaves and I just sit in silence.

Man that couldve been so much worse.I can probably weasel my way outta a few things in a couple of months so again not bad.

"Good with all the free time your going to have now we can start your training."Alita finally speaks.

"Umm what part of grounded did you miss because I sure as hell am not screwing with them right now."I say

"Oh dont worry about that this is somthing we can do here."She replies

"How?"Already dreading this.But as there is no way I can get outta this now especially if I ever need to use my powers again.

"Im going to teach you a symbol your going to draw it on the floor and put your rug over it.But first Inari.."

Smash!!My head rebounds off the floor hard and my nose and forehead are bleeding.

"OWWW What the shit!!"

"The symbol has to be drawn in blood."Alita replies with a cute smile.Inari looks so happy youd think she just won the lottery.

I take it back your both bitches.Of course I dont say this out loud way to smart to piss off all the women in my life in one day.

"So any reason I couldnt prick my finger or cut my hand?"I ask while holding my bloody nose.

"Oh you couldve but I told Inari all you had to do was bleed.I wasnt in the mood to tell her where you bleed from.She chose the option that fit her."

I glare at Inari.She gives me a smirk."Oh that was just a preview.I finally got to do that after so long.Alita always held me back!"She says with a light in her eyes

"Why do it in that way though!"I yell

She sighs,sits on my shoulder and says."I felt like it."

"You Fucking Cunt!!!"

I backhand her off my shoulder and watch her slam into my wall.Left a small dent but damn if that didnt feel good.

"Oh your gonna wish you didnt do that.Alita."Inari says

"Right Ash before your blood dries draw the symbol."Alita says

I copy the picture she put in my mind."Huh kinda looks like something from FMA."I say

"Humans sometimes see our magic it happens.Now sit in the circle.Close your eyes and drop all your power into Inari and I."

"Why?"

"Because I said so.You cant control magic worth shit now do as I say!"Alita orders

Im starting to get a little worried with her attitude change if her and Inari start taking sides all the time im doomed.I decide to just do as she says and give them all my energy.Then I feel a pull and open my eyes.Im in a while plain with a blue sky theres nothing else not even a sun.

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"Where the hell am I?"

"This is where your going to do your training."

I turn around and see Inari and Alita except they are in their original forms.

"I thought that sucks your powers faster?"I ask confused

"Normally yes but here we are abble to be at full power at all times."Alita explains

"And here is?"

"We call it inbetween we use it to house and interrogate prisoners but I modified it so it can be used for training.Every hour in the real world is two here so we have four hours of training .Dont worry we left an illusion in your room so your parents dont worry."Alita replies

"Ok so where do we start?"

Inari grins and walks toward me."You remember that show that you watched that was a parody about dragons or whatever?"

"Its not about dragons but yea."

"Well you remember the training the little boy was given by the green man?"

Oh Shit!!!I turn and run as fast as possible but it no use.I feel a blow to my side and my rib cage breaks as im flung a few miles.I skip across the ground like a stone on a pond and land.I vomit blood all over myself.That blow ruptured a few organs.

"What....The....Fuck..."

"Well you need to improve your reaction time and you need to learn to dodge fast.So im going to continually heal your injuries dont worry even if your head is ripped off you wont die."Alita tells me and starts to heal me.

"Bitch..."I groan

"Oh Ash this is only the beginning your going to keep going until you can dodge one of Inaris attacks.Her speed greatly exceeds that of Megas so good luck."Alita smiles and walks away

Inari is walking towards me slowly with the look of a predator who just found some prey."You see Ash us supernaturals are far different then you supers.Our power gets stronger the older we get.Alita and I are tens of thousand years old.In fact both of us were peak level experts as part of communities.communities. Alita believe it or not actually made it to Arch Angel."

"How did some two bit priest get a hold you!?"I yell

"He managed to get Alita first do to an Angel trap and holy oil.Then when he finally wore her down and bound her soul.He used her to weaken and trap me.Now DODGE!"

I didnt..Next thing I know her knee slams into my chest and shatters my ribs again.A few organs fail.Then she pats my back as im on her knee and says too slow.Then she punches my face in and I fly away.

I died for the first time.

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Im running as fast as I can I almost make to the end of the tunnel.The light calling me telling me everything will be okay.Then I feel something grab me from behind.I resist knowing full well what will happen if I let them take me back.Im so close just a few more feet and ill be free.Right as im about to step over the threshold I feel a warm light The grip on me strengthens and yanks backward pulling farther and farther away from my salvation until darkness.

"Ash get up we only have a few more minutes until dinner!"I open my eyes and look around.

*I failed again*.I sob."I was so close this time!"

"No you werent youve barely improved!"Inari laughs.

I stare hatefully at her and Alita.In the past four hours Ive died three hundred and twenty-six times.Ive been mortally wounded five hundred and twelve times and been beaten to near death six hundred and five times.

After all that ive known true hell.Everytime Alita heals me.EVERY GOD DAMN TIME!!I started heading towards the light after my tenth death.Slowly getting closer everytime.When I finally get close where I can be free of this torture.Im pulled back by Alita.The worst part.I can remember everytime perfectly.How is it possible to lose every few seconds?What cheat are Kitsune?Why the fuck did I agree to train!?

"There,there Ash we can go back now."Happiness fills my eyes!Im never coming back ever fuck this place!

"For now."Alita finishes.

Cold sweat drips down my back.I shiver in fear.They place their hands on me and then we are in my room.I jump forward turn around pull up fox fire and get ready to destroy that evil formation.

"Ash do you really want me to stop going easy on you?So you have two options take the easy way and use the formation or we take you by force and I up the training difficulty."Inari says with an icy glare.

I dropped my power and cried.I was done.They won!How the hell was that going easy!!

I decide to head down to dinner and just go through the motions.Everybody is surprised ive been grounded before but I never acted this way.My eyes were dead as they have given up all hope.I didnt say a word and when I was told to do the dishes I just nodded.Didnt even bother trying to get out of it.Afterwards I just silently went back to my room,curled up in my sheets and tried to go to sleep.

"Ash what are you doing?"Alita asks

"Sleeping."

"Oh nononononono.You have more training to do.With the time you have left to school we have about eighteen hours untill 6am.Its a good thing you decided to turn in early."Alita says

"Your math is a bit off there its only 9pm how the hell do you get eighteen hours?"

"Did you forget?Time is different there.Every hour here is two there."

"But I need to sleep!"

"No you dont.Your body control skill lets you stay up without sleep.Plus Alitas healing can remove fatigue.So theres absolutely no need for you to sleep."She says

"But I love to sleep!You guys wont take one of my favorite things in life away right?Right!?"

The just look at me with amused looks.Alita points and tells me to get on the formation.I ignore her turn over and close my eyes.They cant do much in their chibi forms anyway.I manage to pass out with a smile.

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I wake up in pain and im flying through the air?Slamming into the ground and coughing up some blood I look around and my eyes widen in fear.

"How!?How the fuck am I back here!?"

"Well when you fell asleep we pushed your bed over the formation."

I look up and see the girls and they look pissed."Hmm since you wasted some time Ash it seems we are going to have to pick up the pace a little."Alita says with an smile that send shivers down my spine.

I just cry.

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