《Lazy Ash》5.Heroine,Anger,and a Hangover

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Inari was startled she immediately felt Ash's trouble and jumped back to his location.

Shit!! Its Mega Girl!

Mega Girl is pretty much the female clone of Mega.Has all his powers, exact same suit except a much nicer ass, and she happens to be Megas daughter.5^6,blonde hair,full lips,Mega acrossed her chest and like I said a nice ass.

"Ash hit her with the fire ball now!"Inari says

"It wont do anything!She cant be hurt by fire!"

"Just Do It!!!"She screams

So I do.I launch it with as much force as I can and it smashes into her chest and explodes.She blasts away and smashes into a computer and doesnt move.

Ill be damn it worked!!

"Run moron!"Inaei scolds

Shit!! I take off running as I hear the others coming most likely hearing the crash.

"After the next corner head straight and you'll run into a window. Break it and jump down to the next building and we are home free!"Inari points.

"Hey why did the fire ball work so well did she get knocked out by the force of the blast?"I ask curious

"No, fox fire isnt natural fire so it falls under the mystical realm,thus it can affect both Mega and her."Inari replies smugly

"Wait What!!!Oh god is she?"I ask with a slight bit of dread.

"Dead?No.Gonna die probably.I mean that was one hell of a fire ball to think that by condensing the fire you could increase its power so much.You practically had the power of a 4 tail!Im a little proud at this moment.Hey what are you."She stops and notices me looking back.

"Can I save her?"I ask flatly

"What why!?"

"Because im not gonna be responsible for murdering Megas Fucking daughter!!"I yell at her.

"The bitch almost killed you first its self defense!"Inari snarls

"What are you talking about?"Startled I ask.

"The roof Ash!Shes the one who caved in your skull.Without Alita youd be dead!"

Surprised I hesitated a sec but I knew I couldn't have the most powerful superhero in the world looking for payback.

"Answer my question Inari.Can I save her?"

Seeing that im not gonna change my mind she sighs then nods her head.

I run back the way I came as fast as possible and am greeted with one hell of a punch.I slam into the wall and feel it shatter along with my jaw.Then im grabbed and held up by my collar.

"What the fuck did you due to my daughter!!!"my attacker roars.

I look into my attacker eyes and see only hatred and anger.Ive never seen a pissed off Mega before and dont like my odds right now.

"I can...save...her."I manage

Hearing me he starts, then I feel a rush of wind and im next to Mega Girl lying on an operating table.

"Do it!"Mega yells then drops me.

I crash to the floor and struggle to stand, that punch sucked ass. Still seeing stars I struggle to my feet and look around me.Im greeted with the pissed off looks of 4 members of the Mega force.

"Spill tell me how to do it. "Tech asks.

"You cant only I can."I tell him

"Then what do you need?"

"Nothing just give me a sec.My fucking head!"I grab it in pain.

"We dont have time for this!At this moment my head is grabbed and i fell a warm light."

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My head instantly clears and I see Saints hands around my head.

Saint is a healer and can fly. She is a badass skilled in several martial arts.She is dressed in an all white robe with a hood covering her face.She wields a staff.Noone knows what she looks like other than the fact that she is short,thin,and white.But has one of the most beautiful smiles in the world.But right now all I got is a feral snarl.

"Now fix her!"

I turn and look at Mega Girl and see she is completely red and squirming with a silent scream roaring out.

I turn paled at the sight.

"What are you waiting for!"Mega roars in my ear!

"I need you to make me a promise first."

"What did you just say!"they all yell.

"I need you guys to promise me once I save her youll let me go no questions asked!"

"Are you outta your fucking mind."Photon yells."What gives you the right!?"

"Im the only one who can save her."

"You did this!"He yells.

"Give me an answer she wont last much longer."I say simply

I can tell that their all pissed but next thing I know Tech tosses me a device.

"That will teleport you to anywhere within Mega City that you choose entirely untraceable."

"How do I know I can trust you?"

"Because it can take 2 people at once."

I caught his meaning but so did everyone else.

"What the hell are you doing"..Photon,Saint and Mega yell

"Its the only way now stop wasting time."Tech tells them and gives me a glare.

I grab Mega Girls hand and activate the device.The spot I choose is the roof of the school as it was the only spot I could think of.

I then turn to look at Mega girl.

Well lets hope this works..

"Alright Inari what do I do exactly?"

"Put your hand on her stomach and focus on the feeling of fox fire.When you feel it in her body order it back to yourself."She says with annoyance.Clearly she doesnt want me to do this.

"Sounds easy enough."

Inari is pissed.My comment immediately had her raging.Is it really so hard?

A little tone deaf from the yelling I block her out and try to concentrate on Mega Girls body.The first thing I notice that when I touch her I know her body like my own.Every inch is firmly engraved in my mind and to my surprise I realize its my body control!

"Holy shit my body control works on others!?"I exclaim

"It does!?Hmmm thats not an ability that Alita and I possess so I wouldn't know it may be a power that was already in your genes and when you merged with us it awoke.We were always curious on that one and this is the best explanation we have to it."She holds her chin and says.

Huh neat."Alright I got the fox fire and ive ordered it to stop attacking her body and now im removing it."

"Good we need to get outta here who knows how long it'll take those bastards to get here."

"Best guess is 5 minutes and thats only because Mega has to search the city first. Gratefully we are at the very edge and itll take a bit."I say simply.

"5 minutes!?Hurry the fuck up!"My ears are gonna start bleeding at this rate.

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"Im trying to not kill her here while I may be able to use this pretty well for a first timer it is hard as hell to keep its destructive nature in check."

"Thats a given kitsune normally attack without regrets and when defending ourselves we make sure every hit is meant to kill."

"Im not a kitsune!Im human so shut up."

She gives me a dark look but keeps quiet.Finally I manage to get all the fox fire out and dispense it throughout my body.Its not much but if necessary itll do as a last line of defense.

Man my body is drained."Lets get home im late and moms gonna be pissed."I turn and get ready to jump off the roof.

"Your just gonna leave like that!"

Oh come on!I turn and see a very pissed and haggard looking Mega Girl.

"What do you want now im tired and wanna go home I really dont have time for you?"

That only made her even more pissed off as she decided to rush towards me. Gratefully she wasnt at full strength so I had time to pull up my fox fire to guard.Seeing this she stops fearfully.

"You bastard Ill make you pay!"

"Oh please. You are hurt and still in quite a bit of pain!Also you know my fire can hurt you and continue to hurt you unless I stop it.So take your scared ass back to daddy and cry on his shoulder im sick of fucking dumbass heroes today!"I snap

"What like its my fault you attacked two members of Mega force and beat them unconcious!?"

"They attacked me first you stupid bimbo!!"

The bimbo comment made her look so pissed off I swear if looks could kill.But I continued.

"I was minding my own dam business then *Wham* Photon hits me in the back of the head!After I manage to take that hit your boy Tech tries to shoot me.Then holds me at fucking missle point with his "warning shots"!Finally I get both those assholes down then your ass comes and caves in my fucking skull!!I almost died you stupid bitch!"

Still looking pissed. "I attacked you because it looked like you were doing something to them and it turns out I was right they have no memories of that moment.Besides you survived stop whining about it."she replied arrogantly.

That was it I was pissed, next thing I knew I was holding her by her throat, fox fire blazing around me,Mega Girl screaming in pain.Staring into her eyes I yell.

"Barely!! You assholes attacked me for no fucking reason almost killing me twice.Then you throw me in a cell.Next your dad hit me with a fucking punch that would kill any normal person a thousand times over.Finally you have the nerve to be such an arrogant bitch and try to put all the blame on me!!! I dont fucking think so CINDY!!!"

I throw her and she slams into the air ducts on the roof and I turn and jump off the roof.

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Crawling outta the vents Mega Girl stands and hisses.Damn that hurt!Cant he be a bit more gentle with a girl?!

Seems hes gone but whats with that fire of his?Wait!!

He called me Cindy!!!!How?Howd he figure it out!?

"Mega Girl!" She turned at the sound of the voice and sees the members of the Mega Force descend on the rooftop.

"Thank god Cindy!Your ok!?"Mega rushes forward and grabs her in a hug.

"Of course dad but please dont use my name in public."

"Where'd that little bastard go Im going to beat the shit outta him when I get my hands on him!"Mega gives a dark stare around the area.

"Calm down Mega take a look around hes nowhere in site."Saint calmly explains.

"I pissed him off next thing I know im in pain again and pulling myself out of the vents.Hes strong if I had to guess hes alot stronger than hes shown."Cindy replies

"Hmm"..Saint walks forward and places a hand on Mega girls neck and sucks in a breath."This wound its not healing fully!!"

The others are shocked and hurry forward.

"What the hell!"they exclaim.

"I guess thats why my neck still hurts he grabbed me with that strange fire wrapped around his hands and all I could do was scream.It hurt worse than anything ive every felt.That fire scares the hell out of me.But it should heal right?"

"Yes but itll take some time and itll most likely scar."Saint explained.

"That motherfucker.Little Bastard."Mega and Photon yell.

"Quiet you two! Saint can you do something or what? None of my machines will have any effect on her."Tech asks.

Cindy was sweating.A Scar!!!!That asshole!How the hell am I supposed to explain away a scar!?Turning she looks at Saint as she knows its her only hope.

Seeing this Saint smiles."I can but it will take some time as this is not a normal wound theres something dark about it and will take some time to for me to heal.I suggest you take tomorrow off at school."

Mega Girl sighs with relief."Thanks and school wont be a problem."

"Right now we just need to find him.And this time make sure he cant get away!"Mega declares.

"About that I think we should leave him alone."Mega Girl says slowly.

"What why!?" this time all four exclaim?

"Its our fault all this happened anyway.If we didnt attack him we wouldnt be in this situation and may have gotten a powerful new enemy.We made a hell of a mistake and I think itll be best if we didnt try again.Ill try to talk to him at school maybe smooth some of this over."

"School?He goes to your school!?"Mega is starting to go purple with rage.

"Did noone fill dad in?"

"Well Saints the only one that remembers and I just finished watching my logs of the encounter there was honestly no time."Tech shrugs.

Mega looks back and forth confused.

"It was a recruitment attempt dad.One that went wrong."

"Recruitment attempt!?You almost died! Someone better explain now!!!"Mega turns to the others and glares.

"Theres been strange instances where crooks or bullies sometimes even just random people would lose their breath or couldnt breath and they black out due to lack of oxygen.We narrowed it down to this area and guessed it might be someone at my school.So ive been checking all suspicious kids there and almost gave up but after your fight with Dread Knight I was able to narrow it down to one class.And after checking the class only one person seemed off so I had Photon and Tech follow him.They watched him take down some crook and decided it was time to grab him."Mega girl starts to explain.

"Why didnt you go?"

"I had practice."She says embarrassed.

Mega is speechless."So what went wrong did he refuse?"

Looking embarrassed Tech fidgets and speaks up."According to my logs I thought it would be safer to knock him out,take him to the tower, then explain it to him.I thought he was a psychic type.Had no idea he was a Mystic,Psychic and Physical type.The chances of that is so rare its borderline improbable!In the end he broke Photons leg,I got pissed,fired a warning shot and told him to hold still.But he got the both of us."

"Then I show up slam my leg into his head because I thought he was gonna kill them.I thought he was dead but instead he was still breathing so I grabbed him and the others went back to the tower, and threw him into a cell. "Mega Girl pops in.

"So you all thought it was a good idea to take this approach to an unknown super and what think he was grateful!?"Mega was pissed.It seems this screw up was no small thing this kid if he were to turn out as a villain it could mean bad things for the city.His power set was just to diverse!

"Lets head back to the tower Cindy im going to trust you on this if you cant get him on our side just make sure he doesnt turn into an enemy.Ok?"

"Ok."They all take off into the air and head out.

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Three days later.

"Ow my head what the fuck happened!?"

Waking up I notice im in a strange house,in a strange bed,with a massive headache,and what appears to be two naked women.........WAIT WHAT!!!!

"Inari,Alita!Where the hell am I,why does my head hurt, and who the fuck are these two!!"I yell in my mind.

"Well your in the lower east side,you have your first hangover which is cute by the way,and these two I believe you referred to them as drunken slores.Oh and no you didnt use a condom."Inari replied with the worlds most shit eating grin.

Alita just sat there looking pissed and was being eerily quiet.Ignoring her for now as it seems to be in my best interest I turn back to Inari.

"Ok please tell me what happened as I get dressed. I never want to see these people again and wish to be gone before they wake up so make it quick."

"Hmmm ill give you a pass on the attitude as the last three days have been so much fun and everyones first hangover is just that bad.Well after your exchange with the Mega Bitch on the roof of your school you turned fun!You went to parties,got drunk,won a few grand at the casino,got laid quite a bit for a dude whose only 5^7 but your body makes up for that,finally last night Alita woke up in the middle of you plowing these two and managed to turn off whatever was making you act that way.Since then shes been quiet and has been waiting for you to wake up.Oh dont worry about diseases you cant catch any human ones.Also no one is gonna get pregnant I may have intervened on that we dont need any drama like any little bastards.That basically sums it up.I must say I couldn't be more proud of you especially when you ripped off the casinos!"

Finally finding my pants I start to process what she said."So let me get this straight im no longer a virgin many times over and I dont remember it,I got drunk,ripped off a casino and you did nothing!!"I was starting to get pissed.

"Nope!!It was awesome!!"Inari laughs.

Scratch that im pissed."You bitch how fucking stupid are you why the fuck would you let thi--AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

I screamed in pain as my headache suddenly exploded into a full blown pounding.

"Im sorry please stop!!!"

Finally she did as the pain lessened I turn to Alita."You let her do that!?"

"You deserved it."Her tone frosty

Speechless I looked at her.The one person I could generally count on in these situations betrayed me.I mean shes an angel shes always so good natured wanting to do good and not cause me pain.

"We are leaving Inari explain to him what happened while I heal the brain damage you just caused."Alita says simply.

As she finishes she goes silent and I feel my head start to get better then jump out the window and take off down the street as Inari explains.

"Remember how you got our powers?Turns out that wasnt all it seems that when you took our souls you took alot more than just powers.The more you use the powers the more your going to change.In short the more you use holy power the more divine your body will become the more you use my kitsune power the more your body will turn into well a kitsune.The past three days are a side effect of my powers.Kitsune train to keep their emotions under control as our abilities are heavily tied into them.You tapped into a power at the end there that you shouldnt have been able to. Remember those extra abilities surrounding the fox fire?"

I nodded.

"Each of those are advanced elements ones that early kitsune cant access and if my guess is right you activated lighting.Which makes one more aggressive and wild.As a side note your eyes are now white gold."

"Wait what!?"

"Yea your body is already changing normally theyd be gold for kitsune but you used alot of holy power as well so kinda got a two fer there."

"Wait so im changing into a kitsune!?"

"Yes and no if I had to make a name for it I say an Angelic Kitsune would be the best."Inari says.

"Great any other side effects?"Sarcasm filling my voice

"Not right now but time will tell.So how do you feel?"

"Thanks to Alita great but im guessing this ability to notice even the slightest detail and being able to see peoples souls is gonna add more headaches."

"Ohhhh?You gained those huh hmmmm..they can come in handy with some training but we'll talk later."

As im rounding the corner to my house.

"Oh right what are you going to tell your mom what youve been up to for the last three days?"Inari says innocently

I froze.

FUCK!!!!!

Inari grinned.

Alita cracked a light smile.

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