It was a pretty normal day for Robert Lanyon. He had just gotten off of work and looked at his phone when it dinged. A message from Henry.

Opening it, he almost had a heart attack.

H: I almost drowned in the sink.

He knew immediately it had to be Henry's other part, Edward Hyde. Rushing to his car, he put his things down. Opening his phone again, he texted back.

R: Edward, what the hell?

H: Imagine the what the the others would say.

Robert groaned. Ignoring the headache starting, he drove as fast as he could, while still doing the speed limit, to his flat.

Slamming open the door, Robert glared at the blond man. "Edward Hyde, what the actual fuck!?"

"Hey Lanyon!" The blond smiled a crooked smile, hair wet from whatever he was doing moments before.

"How the fuck did you almost drown in the sink of all things?" Lanyon didn't think that this idiot could be even more stupid.

"I filled it with water and put my face in. Wanted to see how long I could hold my breath for. My head got stuck under the facet." Hyde shrugged. "At least we got out. I was wondering when you would get back."

Lanyon decided he needed a drink. "Don't bother me."

Grabbing a wine bottle, he drank the liquid straight from the bottle. He grumbled something about Hyde being an ass and shut his office door.

"Well, that went well." Hyde grabbed their phone and walked out into the fading daylight.

Why must you be like this? Henry questioned the shorter man, walking next to him, watching the sun go lower and lower.