《Zodiac Signs》Signs' pick up lines
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I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?
Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "FINE" written all over.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.
Your place or mine?
Just so you know, my shoe size is 13 ;)
You should be someone's wife.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
Do you have a band aid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
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