ability to change eye color

ability to sneeze really quietly

ability to brush teeth without wetting the toothbrush first

ability to vomit on command

ability to smell things from far away

ability to eat endlessly without feeling full

ability to summon buckets at all times

ability to turn off the light without getting up

ability to walk in any height of heels

ability to burp caramel

ability to talk in comic sans

ability to not be scared by the toaster when your toast is done