haechan

donghyuck is simply a boy who can't express his feelings properly, and you aren't putting up with his crap. read til the end, you'll enjoy it!!

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"my project is suffering big time!" your friend, kaycee, complained. the two of you were chatting by your lockers in between classes. "what's the problem?" you asked, genuinely concerned. "you know my partner, that jaemin guy...he was supposed to have finished his research last week, and he's only beginning today." she complained some more. you gave her a sympathetic look and told her not to worry too much.

"ew, there he is now with his squad.." kaycee said, looking past you. you turned around and spotted, jaemin, jeno, renjun and donghyuck. their squad was one of the most popular in the school, because apparently they're all 'multi-talented'. they can sing, dance, rap, draw, play instruments...anything you name it. and...they're all attractive.

they were all pretty nice, except for one. donghyuck, or haechan as he preferred to be called. you could not stand him, you have no clue why he decided to pick on you, but he acts like you killed his family, or something.

"oh god, they're coming this way."

you sighed and mentally prepared yourself for this muffin headass boy. (my sis and i say haechan's hair looks like a muffin sometimes)

you closed your eyes, trying to recall the disses that you stayed up preparing just for him.

"look what the wind brought in today.." donghyuck said, coming to stop only a meter away. he chuckled to himself and turned to jeno who offered him a high-five. renjun and jaemin busied themselves at their lockers, both unwilling to join the roast session that was beginning. they preferred to watch from a safe distance.

"ha ha, was that supposed to be funny?" you questioned, arching an eyebrow. you scrutinized his outfit in search of something to roast him for. "get outta here, with those crusty 2001 light up sketchers!" you exclaimed. kaycee snickered from behind you. renjun knew that he probably shouldn't have laughed, but your comment was hilarious to him.

donghyuck glanced down at his shoes. "what hell are you blind? these are not sketchers and the don't even light up!" he argued, recovering from his embarrassment.

admittedly they weren't name brand shoes, which is why he was so embarrassed. they were a pair of entirely white sneakers with two blue stripes on each shoe. they had these little transparent parts on the heels that looked at if the should light up. his grandfather had bought them and called them 'lit'. so donghyuck couldn't throw the shoes away because his grandpa was so excited about them, and because his mom wouldn't let him.

"my bad, i'm sure they stink though. it's weird that everyone calls you donghyuck...they should be calling you dongYUCK because damn those things smell worse than dog fart on a hot summer morning!" you said, not making much sense, but effectively roasting dong- i mean..

kaycee, along with some other students that had gathered to watch, burst into laughter. renjun and jaemin also struggled to suppress their giggles.

you slammed your locker shut and grabbed kaycee's hand. the two of you headed to your next lesson, laughing at what had taken place only seconds ago. donghyuck watched your retreating figure, with mixed emotions. jaemin leaned over and whispered, "why don't you just tell her you like her, instead of getting roasted everyday like a lil' punk?"

donghyuck looked at him like a crazy person, "because i don't like her...duh."

"okay sure," renjun interjected sarcastically.

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you stood in the lunch line anxiously, because you hadn't seen kaycee since the end of the last period. usually you would leave your last lesson together and head for lunch. not seeing her made you feel out of place, like a new student on the first day of school.

the two of you always sat together at one of those smaller tables near the window. now who were you gonna sit with?

you slowly went through the lunch line, hoping that she'd appear before the inevitable happened, which was you having to sit alone.

"hey, do you mind going faster." some upperclassmen named doyoung said from behind you, "i would like to eat sometime this year..." he sassed

you honestly didn't have the energy to roast him because your mind was too busy wondering if kaycee was gonna show up. you simply mumbled a 'sorry' and grabbed your tray and headed to the table where you always sat. you sat down and took out your phone, in an attempt to look preoccupied instead of like a lonely, vulnerable teenager with no friends.

renjun spotted you sitting alone from the lunch line and pointed it out. "hey look, there's y/n, she looks lonely," he said, feeling sorry for you.

haechan turned his head at the mention of your name, "lol, where?" he asked, looking in the direction that renjun was looking. "ha...that's what she gets..." he laughed. but it honestly sounded forced.

renjun, quickly filled his tray with whatever mediocre food was on the menu that day and turned to haechan, "i'm going to sit with her." he said

"wait..why, you can't just ditch jeno and i like tha-" haechan whined, but renjun was already gone. haechan looked around incredulously.jeno only looked at him with 'i don't know, don't ask me' kind of look.

you looked up from your phone, sensing a presence nearby. no you're not some magical being, it's just a human instinct. you noticed renjun staring down at you with a little smile. you stared at him in confusion.

"can i sit" he asked.

you looked around. behind renjun, behind yourself, under the table...everywhere.

"oh he really is talking to me.." you mumbled inaudibly, "um, why?" you asked suspiciously. you always kept your guard up.

"well, i noticed that you were alone and i wanted to keep you company.." he replied, seemingly innocent. you squinted, still suspicious.

"okay, sit." you answered.

"jaemin and kaycee are working on their project in the library. she might not have told you because jaemin was the one who decided to work on it. so he just dragged her away right before lunch." renjun explained casually as if you two had been friends for forever. he picked up his slice of pizza and began chomping away.

suddenly feeling a bit comfortable by the fact that renjun didn't seem to have any hidden intentions, you initiated a conversation.

"wtf bro...they're laughing." haechan said in the most shocked voice. he had not even touched his food since he sat down, he only watched as you and renjun chatted like distant relatives at a family reunion. jeno could honestly have cared less, but it was fun seeing haechan all worked up over nothing.

"i'm not surprised, she's actually quite funny...remember what she said about your shoes-" jeno said, through a mouthful of pizza, shrugging casually before he was interrupted by haechan.

"shut up man,"

haechan watched curiously for a few more seconds. he watched as renjun casually reached forward and pushed a lock of your hair back, that had fallen when you were laughing. he also noticed the slight redness of your cheeks.

"i'm going over there, jeno let's go." he said quickly, not even looking away from you once. he got up with haste, not giving jeno a chance to object. jeno looked up from his pizza, and smiled...the plan was working.

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in the boys bathroom, 15 minutes lunch

"what's the plan." renjun asked.

jeno pointed to the piece of notebook paper that he had glued to the mirror. on that piece of paper was the plan the jeno had written during math class when haechan wouldn't stop talking about you. jeno knew it was time to put and end to this.

"jaemin, grab kaycee right before lunch. tell her that you guys need to work on your project in the library. she's a tough nut to crack so use some of those persuasive skill that you always brag about," jeno ordered. jaemin nodded and then saluted him.

"if jaemin is successful, y/n will be alone at lunch. renjun this is where you come in. all you have to do is go sit with y/n, and entertain her." jeno spoke. renjun nodded.

"if you do your job well, you should be able to make donghyuck jealous, so be nice to y/n...girls like nice guys." jeno continued, "once donghyuck gets jealous, he'll want to sit with you guys and i'll be there of course. then after about two minutes renjun and i will simultaneously leave the table. leaving y/n and donghyuck all alone." he finshed.

"the code words are, 'man, that grapefruit was good' " jaemin suggested.

"hopefully they're serving grapefruit," renjun added.

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"...jaemin's quite the ladies man, if kaycee's not careful she'll be head over heels for him soon," renjun said as he finshed off his pizza.

"nah..i don't think so...she's not easy like most of these girls. she gets that from me." you smiled proudly, taking a sip of your cartoned milk.

"you can never be too sur-" renjun was cut off abruptly by the sound of a tray slamming forcefully onto the table next to him. haechan sat down without a word and began chewing on his celery sticks uninterestedly. jeno followed soon after, mumbling 'hey y/n,' before sitting down.

you rolled your eyes, "what are you doing here?" you asked, directing the question mainly to haechan. jeno never really bothered you, and you're pretty sure that he only laughs at you as a result of peer pressure from haechan.

"sitting." he replied nonchalantly.

"man, that grapefruit was good!" renjun said with wide eyes as he glanced at jeno.

you and haechan looked at him in confusion. jeno also looked a bit dazed as well.

renjun repeated staring pointedly at jeno," mAN, tHaT gRapEFrUit ooD!"

"what, i don't get it..?" jeno replied.

"let's go mastermind," renjun whispered sarcastically, as the grabbed jeno by the wrist and ran out of the cafeteria.

haechan looked terrified. he was alone with his crush. his super pretty, super savage crush, who was probably the most savage student in the school. his brain was screaming. get up! get up! run away! you did this to yourself! you're such an idiot.

"are you just gonna sit there looking like you took a shit in your trousers?" you ask rudely.

"i might have." haechan said, just before running of the cafeteria.

"dongYUCK," you joked to yourself, partly disgusted at the thought of him pooping his pants. you watch him run away with a smile on your face as you imagined his shoes lighting up with every step. (a/n: you're wild)

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"i'm so sorry...jaemin just grabbed me and dragged me away, and i had momentarily forgotten those karate move you taught me. i was defensless." kaycee said, adjusting her backpack straps as the two of you walked home after school.

little did you know, a small group of four boys trailed awkwardly behind you. "wait you really grabbed her!" renjun whisper-shouted.

"jeno said grab her..that's what i did." jaemin shrugged.

"does the phrase 'persuasive skills' ring a bell." jeno asked.

"not that i can hear," jaemin replied cleverly, as he pretended to listen for a bell.

"why are we doing this again?" donghyuck spoke up. jeno, jaemin and renjun all said shhhh! at the same time.

"were doing this because you ruined our plan and because you are a big baby who likes y/n and won't admit!" jeno said, ramming his finger into donghyuck's chest for emphasis. "-anD BECAUSE,"

"SHHHH!" renjun and jaemin said

jeno lowered his voice, "and because i couldn't hear a single word that mr.seo said in math, because someone was whining about y/n!"

"ahh..who was that, they ought to lower their voice or else you'll fail that class?" jaemin asked like a dumbass. renjun smacked jaemin's head and explained what jeno meant.

"lunch was so strange without you. renjun sat with me..which was nice but then-" you spoke, interrupted when jaemin appeared out of 'nowhere', grabbed kaycee and ran. like...he literally grabbed her with her bag and tossed her over his shoulder.

"yahhhh!" kaycee screamed as he ran.

"if he tries anything remember the spin kick thingy i taught you!!" you screamed. "haechan's probably behind this.." you mumbled.

"go! go!" renjun whispered to haechan.

"i don't want to-" donghyuck whined only seconds before jeno shoved him roughly into you.

"ow!" you whined as you looked to see who caused you to stumble. you saw haechan. "wow, speak of the devil and he shall appear." you said.

"okay i just wanna say something real quick. because it's causing to many problem for you, me, my friends-"

"-kaycee," you interrupted as you pointed to jaemin who was about 30 yards away still carrying kaycee.

"yes..and kaycee," haechan continued. "y/n, i really really really like you a lot. and i'm sorry for picking on you and stuff. i just didn't know how to tell you."

you looked at him unimpressed. "okay..thanks for telling me." you said as to turned on your heel and continued your trip home.

haechan looked back at renjun like what do i do?! renjun motioned for him to trying again.

"didn't you hear me, y/n? i like you." he questioned running to catch up.

"oh..i like.."

haechan cracked a smile

"myself as well..." you finished, smiling.

haechan frowned, "y/n i'm really about to cry right now! like i don't know what to do! ohh gosh, there's a tear." he whined as his eyes teared up.

you smiled and turned around. you reached up and wiped his tear away. "ha i was joking, you're cool i guess.." you shrugged.

haechan, too excited to be embarrassed, exclaimed, "really! and you're just gonna forgive me for bullying you all along?"

"to be honest, that wasn't bullying. everytime you approached me, i was the one that walked away laughing while you cried internally." you replied.

haechan paused in realization, you were right. but maybe it was the price he had to pay for the right girl.

"so...do you wanna be my girlfriend?" he asked quietly, so that jeno and renjun couldn't hear him.

"woahh mister! isn't that a bit fast? first you gotta prove to me that you'll be a good boyfriend!" you joked although you were half serious.

"oh yeah..of course i'll do anything for you sweetheart." he spoke casually.

you actually blushed. "don't do that." you said pointing a finger a him as if scolding him.

"won't happen again, babe." haechan said as he bent down to pick you bridal style.

"whatcha doing?" you asked suspiciously.

"proving that i can treat you right..now...let's get you home." he said.

you smiled, 'i can get used to this' you thought. feeling bold, you spoke, "so if you're gonna be my future boo thang, we need to have a talk.."

"about what.." haechan asked, still carrying you.

"about those damn shoes!" you exclaimed.

haechan rolled his eyes, not out of annoyance, but out of realisation that no matter what you were always gonna the savage everyone knew you as.

jeno and renjun squealed loudly, both jumping and hugging each other.

-

two weeks later, jaemin and kaycee were dating, they're cute or whatever. kinda like that couple everyone wants to be like. whenever you're with kaycee, jaemin appears and simply carries her away. it's like their thing now.

you and haechan are in that stage where you both like each but you're not dating yet, for the sake of trying to 'take things slow'.

jeno and renjun are okay. besides the fact that they both like the same girl. apparently she's like, super hot and she writes fanfics on wattpad. the school's gossip boy (doyoung) did some digging and found out that her username is...@/slutnct.

lol how wild.

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a/n: haechan or donghyuck? which do you prefer? this is long cuz i didn't wanna write part 2. towards the end it turned into crack but 난 만족해 :)