《She's their life》Incorrect quotes
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Wanted to feel the vibes😎😎😎😎
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Mona: Jay-Jay what is the meaning of dick.
Jayden: Uhhhh, it means...love?
Marco helping Mona.
Mona: Thank you Marco, I dick you.
Marco: *chokes* you what?
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Monday: I'm cold.
Anthony: I can't change the weather, Monday.
Mona: I'm cold.
Anthony: Andrew bring 4 sweater, 1 muffler and two heavy jackets for Mona.
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Mona: Why doe we call watermelon, because I don't see any melon in it.
Jason: we call it watermelon because it's...red, maybe.
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Ethan: Mona who is your favourite?
Monday: it's me.
Sameul: it's me.
Henry: me.
Marco: I'm eldest so it's obviously me.
Dad: I'm her father, it's me.
Mona: it's actually...penis.
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Mona: hit you with that du-du-du du.
Marco: it's not du-du-du.
Mona: Then how is it?
Marco: *takes his gun out* it's ududududududududududu, boom.
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Monday: What's the difference between chocolate and poo?
Mona: Chocolate is sweet but poo is bitter.
Monday: Have you ever eaten poo?
Mona:....
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Mona sleep walking.
Aiden:what is she doing?
Max: She is fighting with Joe in her sleep.
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Mona: pa why there is grand in grand parents?
Pa: because we are your parents' parents.
Mona: Then it should be parents' parents, what is so grand about it?
Pa:....
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Ethan: I don't think any person can sleep 24 hours straight.
Mona: *hold my penis*.
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Mona: Why don't you get married?
Marco: I don't want to and I don't feel like to marry.
Mona: If you'll not get married then how will Leo marry me?
Marco:......What?
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Caleb: Piss off.
Mona: You want me to piss on you?
Caleb:...
Mona:...
Mona: Ok, I want to pee badly anyway.
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Mona: What's the hottest thing in the world?
Levi: Somebody called me?
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