- 𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾: 𝗐𝖾 𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾 -

thetallidiot:

i entered the room and i saw a boy next to her

i was like who r u

HE WAS HER BOYFRIEND

AND SHE WAS LIKE

why don't we have a threesome

DO YOU WANNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED BITCH

I LEFT AS FAST AS I COULD

theugliestmf:

WHAT

LMAO

OMG

I CAN'T

ANNSHDJSBBSBSBAHAHHA

catboy:

what the actual fuck

theugliestmf:

you should have stayed😗

tried smth new☺️

thetallidiot:

hELL NAW

catboy:

ew

why

thetallidiot:

kenma close your eyes you shouldn't see this

theugliestmf:

excuse me

ur acting like he's a child

thetallidiot:

HE'S INNOCENT

theugliestmf:

he may be quiet and shy

but i bet he's actually a beast😈😈😈

thetallidiot:

a BEAST BSBAHSJSNNS

catboy:

a what?🥲🥲

theugliestmf:

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

muahahahahhahahahhaha

catboy:

ykkk i remember i had to do smth bye

thetallidiot:

u scared him again🤜

theugliestmf:

he got shy☺️

thetallidiot:

weren't you cooking something?

theugliestmf:

wha

sHIT

SHIT SHIT SHIT

MY CUPCAKES

FUCK

thetallidiot:

you burned them didn't you😐

idiot

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- 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗈𝗋𝖽 -

k.kozume: don't tell me you really burned the cupcakes

yourmom: i wish i lied

yourmom: THEY WERE ALL BURNED AND I PROMISED MY MOM I'D MAKE THEM FOR MY GRANDMA

yourmom: thank god they came back later and i had enough time to make them again

k.kozume: are they good at least?

yourmom: mf-

yourmom: IM NOT GOOD AT COOKING BUT I KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW TUTORIALS ON YT OKAY IM NOT DUMB

k.kozume: 😐

k.kozume: really?

k.kozume: then what about when you tried to make sushi and you messed up the ingredients and kuroo almost died when he ate them?

yourmom: HE TOLD YOU THAT

yourmom: UGHH FUCKING UGLY PIG

yourmom: it was a little mistake ok...

k.kozume: a little??? he almost got in the hospital bcs of it

yourmom: ok?????? he's alive isn't he???

yourmom: why do you both like to bully me

yourmom: assholes

k.kozume: we love you☺️☺️

yourmom: i don't.

k.kozume: aweee cmonnn, minecraft?

yourmom: nuh uh. playing with suna rn

k.kozume: Y/N AGAIN?

k.kozume: why

k.kozume: you know what FINE

k.kozume: PLAY WITH SUNA

yourmom: ooop- babe got mad-

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