- 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗈𝗋𝖽 -

yourmom: are you like...hot

k.kozume: weird thing to ask at fricking 2 am

yourmom: duuude just answer im bored

k.kozume: so this is what you do when you're bored at 2 am? texting guys asking them if they're hot?

yourmom: no! just you

k.kozume: im pretty sure kuroo showed you a pic of me at least

yourmom: he didn't. he said you'll kill him

k.kozume: he did not lie

yourmom: aww kenma, are you shy that's why you don't want to give me a pic of you🤭🤭🤭

k.kozume: me shy? neva

yourmom: mhmmmmmm i know you're shy irl😊😊😊😊😊

k.kozume: bitch im not

yourmom: then prove it. send me

k.kozume: what

yourmom: nudes

yourmom: I MEAN idk a simple pic of you showing your face duh

k.kozume: no

yourmom: fine i'll find your ig then

k.kozume: ok.

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yourmom: you REALLY don't have pics of you???

yourmom:

k.kozume: right

yourname: love the caption 💪

yourname: and your fingers🤭🤭🤭🤭😇😇

k.kozume: uh why would you look at my fingers

yourname: dude. i can only see cats and your hands in those photos. what else am i supposed to look at?

k.kozume: so you like my fingers

yourname: mhmmmmm what do they do😊😊

k.kozume: many things

yourname: activates ryuk's voice

yourname: it seems like you're pretty skilled with your hands, i bet you're pretty popular with the girls, aren't you? *lip bite*

k.kozume: bet

yourname: show me your skills?

k.kozume: sure. first, i can take kuroo's eyes off with them when im mad at him

yourname: kenma????

yourname: you ruined the moment

k.kozume: ? i told you my skill

yourname: die. good. bye.

k.kozume: hey where u going we still have minecraft to play

yourname: play with somebody else

k.kozume: mean. why so mean.

yourname: you made me sad today. this is your punishment

yourname: adios 😝

k.kozume: uh sorry ig?

k.kozume: y/n?

k.kozume: cmonnn plss

-yourmom