- 𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾: 𝗐𝖾 𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾 -

thetallidiot:

guys

i need your help pls

i mean i need y/n's help cause i know kenma is not gonna help me

catboy:

hey!

that's true

theugliestmf:

what did u do again

thetallidiot:

so my mom grounded me tonight cause i got that mf D at maths and i promised her i wouldn't get a D again...

and i reallllyyyy have to go to a party tonight

it's really importanttt

y/n pls do something im begging

theugliestmf:

what do i get instead

thetallidiot:

i'll buy you dinner every friday

theugliestmf:

everyday😇

thetallidiot:

bitch do i look like im rich

theugliestmf:

ok every friday and saturday

thetallidiot:

fine

catboy:

you're really helping him?

thetallidiot:

ofc she helps, she's my sweet and caring bestie😊😊

theugliestmf:

boi it's about food here

food>everything

thetallidiot:

:/

catboy:

i would have told him to buy me a manga instead

theugliestmf:

oh shi

good idea

next time kuroo😋

thetallidiot:

ihy kenma

y/n pls do it quickly, i have to go

theugliestmf:

chill there

wait a sec

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theugliestmf:

okay it's done

go now

don't stay too late

thetallidiot:

I LOVE YOU BYE

theugliestmf:

u don't

anyways kenma discord?

catboy:

ofc

- 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗈𝗋𝖽 -

k.kozume: what did you do tho

yourmom: what

k.kozume: i mean how did you help kuroo san

yourmom: ohhhhh

yourmom: i told his mom we have to get done an important project for tomorrow and blablabla

k.kozume: and she really believed you?

yourmom: ofc, she loves me more than her son😇

k.kozume: haha

k.kozume: wanna play some music?

yourmom: sure. can i play one?

k.kozume: yeah

- playing cpr by cupcake -

k.kozume: oh no

yourmom: yes

yourmom: tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous(tight) 😊

k.kozume: stop

yourmom: i'm here to serve you customer service(right)

yourmom: I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR

k.kozume: no

yourmom: I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR

k.kozume: oh lord

yourmom: oh come onnn i know you'd like it😇😇😇

k.kozume: mhm

yourmom: don't lie to yourself 🤭

k.kozume: i didn't say no

yourmom: oh

yourmom: 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

yourmom: your adress rn!!

k.kozume: nah

yourmom: you know i can literally just ask kuroo

k.kozume: he won't tell you

yourmom: yes he will 😊

k.kozume: he won't, i'll give him the answers at every test

yourmom: i'll lie to his mother everyday so he can go party

k.kozume: ugh fine you win ig

yourmom: bahahhaha wait for me tonight baby

k.kozume: ew

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