- 𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾: 𝗐𝖾 𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾 -

thetallidiot added you into this group

thetallidiot added xx-xxx-xxx

thetallidiot changed your name into theugliestmf

thetallidiot changed xx-xxx-xxx's name into ashortblonde

theugliestmf:

kuroo what the actual fuck

thetallidiot:

what😊

theugliestmf:

first, what's with this group

second, if you don't change my name i'll make your life a living hell

thetallidiot:

oh come onnnn

i just said the truth 🤭🤭

theugliestmf:

ihy

who thought it was a good idea for you to appear in my life

thetallidiot:

your mom

theugliestmf:

omg so funny

well that's actually true

brb gonna beat my mom

thetallidiot:

rip😔

theugliestmf:

ok uhm

who's ashortblonde

thetallidiot:

my pretty bestfriend 🤭

theugliestmf:

uhm okay?

hi lol

u there?

ashortblonde:

hi?

what's this kuroo san

theugliestmf:

KUROO SAN BAHAHAHHA

thetallidiot:

why u laughing bitch

at least he respects me

theugliestmf:

ahhahahahahhahaha

thetallidiot:

ignore this ugly mf kenma

how are you😊

theugliestmf:

kenma?

dayum

kuroo you so gay istg

thetallidiot:

if you don't stfu

ashortblonde:

i'm playing video games rn

i'll come back later

theugliestmf:

omg omg

ur a gamer??

ashortblonde:

yep

theugliestmf:

give me your discord

let's play together

i'm good, trust me.

ashortblonde:

okay

k.kozume #3219

thetallidiot:

HEEEY WHY ARE YOU BOTH LEAVING ME

I WANNA PLAY TOO

theugliestmf:

boi no one wants you to play

you suck

ashortblonde:

agree!!!

theugliestmf:

BAHAHHA

adios

ashortblonde:

ihy both

- 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗈𝗋𝖽 -

yourmom: call?

k.kozume: yeah

- 𝗈𝗇 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅 -

"hi?" i heard the boy suddenly saying after we stayed quiet for a while.

"JESUS CHRIST you scared the shit out of me man." i heavily breathed. "hi there!" i made a tickled voice. "sorry i stayed quiet, i forgot to unmute my mic and i was really focused on the game."

"wow you're a girl?" he asked.

"no sherlock, i'm an alien." i laughed. "what? ur surprised?"

"well yeah, you're really good. and i didn't know kuroo had a girl friend."

"ofc you didn't know, that bitch doesn't talk about me." i rolled my eyes.

he chuckled." let's continue then. oh, your name?"

"y/n."

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