Well have you been on the bus talking to your clarinet friend and all of a sudden another trumpet comes and sits behind you and your clarinet friends just stares at them. Well I have and this is how it went... *Trumpeteer comes and sits behind me because they threw their santa hat across the bus* * Clarinet stares intensely at the trumpet player* "Why are you staring at me? I'm a normal whore-man. Human." *Whole bus laughs*... It was actually really funny that he called himself a whore. Jeez I have some strange trumpets in my band. Especially after a Christmas parade.