《Irondad and Spiderson 3》What Is This!?
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Tony is Peter bio dad. Tony reveals this.
And it's short. Sorry!
Tony has never been more pissed that he was now in his life. Peter had gotten the newspaper from Ned when he came over at the tower, and Peter couldn't believe what he was reading.
"Man... that sucks."
"Meh, at least people know better than to believe that Bugle crap. Everyone has heard about what happened to you when it came to Thanos by now. Everyone knows Tony likes Spider-Man." Ned said.
"Tony does. Not everyone else."
Just then, Tony walked in with an angry look on his face and a newspaper crumpled newspaper in his hand.
"FRIDAY, who wrote this!? Who authorized this!?"
"A man by the name of J. Jonah. Jameson."
"Well, I better have a little chat with the man. Peter, I have an interview with the man, and you're coming with me in your Spidey suit. Let's go."
"Coming!"
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"Ah, Mr. Stark! A pleasure to have you here!"
"Hey. You don't mind that I brung someone with me, right?"
"Sure. Who is he?"
"He's a... surprise."
"Well, anything from you is a privilege!"
After a few minutes, everyone was ready, the cameras were rolling, and the interview was live in three, two, one...
"Good Morning, New York! I am J. Jonah. Jameson. Today, I have Iron Man with me, a.k.a, Tony Stark! It's good to have you here, Mr. Stark." Jonah said, turning to Tony.
"Hey, Good to be here. So, what questions have you got for me?"
"Oh, plenty! First off, when it came to women..."
It was question after question, and soon came the best one.
"Tell me, what do you think of that Spider Menace?"
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"Well, I don't think he's a menace."
"Then why does he wear a mask?"
"For the same reason any hero would wear a mask. To protect their identity. Loved ones could hurt."
"Right, but-"
"Look, you're just prejudiced, alright? My baby spider is not to be someone's pet hate."
"... did, did you say 'my baby spider'?"
"Indeed I did."
"Look, whatever, how do you really know for sure that's he's not a menace?"
"Because, he's my biological son."
Jameson's eyes widened, and the audience was silent.
"Speaking of my son, he's the person I took with me. Come on out, Spidey!"
"Hey, Dad!"
Peter then came out in his suit and stood next to Tony. Tony then puts an arm around Peter, looks at Jameson dead in the eyes, and says,
"Call my son a menace again. See what happens. Welp, the interview is over. Come on, kiddo. Let's go!"
"Coming, Dad!"
Peter then followed Tony out and everyone that was outside watched as Iron Man took his son Spider-Man home to the tower.
Watch out for Part 3 of Evil Peter! Also, I'll be putting pics above more often!
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