《Overdone Book Titles》Changing The Player
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Hun, hun, hun hun honey child please stop.
Stooooppppp.
SERIOUSLY STOP.
Deep breaths, deep breaths.
:|
Phew.
Deep brea- WHAT THE FUCK?
Uuurrrrggghhhh
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*inhales deeply
Let's start this bullshitery, shall we?
Let's just take a moment and observe these screenshots I've taken...
Of pages.....
And pages.....
Aaaannnddd pages....
Of the same title.
I swear to the holy LORD ALMIGHTY CHRIST I WILL
ugh
So, let's have a run through the plot shall we?
Shy nerdy girl is like
'OwO he hot but he an asshole'
Facepalm number 1.
He pins her up against the locker or something similarly fucking stupid, and shy nerdy princess cupcake Mary Sue fuck face is weirdly turned on by it....??????
Facepalm number OVER 9000!!!!
She's scared but like Oof I'm a stupid ass teen with no concept of what is considered abusive behaviour and find it sexxxxyyyy-
SLAP.
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They talk for some fucking reason she goes to his house like ya I totally feel safe with this prick with anger issues, OwO!!!!!!
Side note: just decided to spill his life story to this girl..... for no other reason than she's pretty and tolerated his ridiculous bs.....
K.
He has a tragic backstory, usually death of a parent or sibling that somehow made him feel the urge to..... play with girls feelings to satisfy the dark pit in his soul or..... something?
Cry fest OwO so sad WERE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER!!!!
OwO nuzzle wuv u fowever senpaiiiiiii, You will never ever cheat on me because I am a special snowflake and I have changed your personality completely by doing absolutely nothing but tolerate your abusive behaviour which means I am a good person :D
Just.... keep in mind.
What kind of message are you sending to your readers?
YA FUCK?
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