// sakura looked at her phone for a little longer before accepting the message. //

listen up fella

you ain't the only one who's in love with jeno

the list is long as fuck brother. there's me, (jaemin), renjun on certain weekdays, doyoung and

and uh

and

okay it doesn't matter but you get the point woman.

yo

i am not, in love with jeno

i mean unless he has money because then 😳

nah yikes aside, me, i, the beautiful human being i am, am not in love with anyone whose name isn't kim jongin

BITCH SMFH

STOP, ASSAULTING ME

ILL CALL THE POLICE ON UR UGLYASS

also, i'm way better looking than ur donkey monkey honkey sonkey ass visage so if it comes hard on hard jeno will fuck me not u 😌🤚🏼✨

suck it up and deal with it or go back to sleep, and starve.

// sakura smiled at herself before throwing her phone across the room and sighing loudly. "wow, i really want ice cream right now" was the only thing she could think about. but it was late, cold and her best friend was probably asleep. just as she was lost in her thoughts someone knocked on her window making her jump up scared. she turned her face to the side and saw the neighbour kid aka her best friend sunmi knock on the window. sakura got up and opened the window shaking her head in disappointment. "what?" she spat harshly as the other female smiled softly. "wanna go get ice cream?" sunmi asked grinning at sakura which made her chuckle. that's just soulmate things. she thought as she climbed out the window smiling. //

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sakuras pov.

sunmi and i walked downtown to a 24h open ice cream shop. as we were walking she was telling me about her stupid ass crush whose obviously an asshole because that's how fanfics always work :)

"so now i'm getting a boob job" she smiled cheerfully making some people stop whatever they were doing looking at us. u know, creeps, cheating husbands, homeless people, strippers, drunk teens, prostitutes.. everyone u can find on a street at almost 4am.

"yah u can't be serious? ur boobs are fantastic already! why are u being his marionette and doing whatever he wants?" i scolded her to which she just rolled her eyes at as we got into the ice cream shop and got whatever our heart desires.

we walked out, and sat on the sidewalk eating our ice cream. there was comfortable silence around us until i broke it and said "oh, by the way i uhm.. downloadedcellphonehotline"

she took her ice cream away from her face before inhaling deeply. "CHOI SAKURA APPS LIKE THOSE ARE AN FREE ESTATE PLACE FOR PEDOPHILES, OLD STINKY MEN WHO CATFISH AND LONELY SOCIOPATHS THAT WILL STALK YOU. HAVE YOU NOT PAYED ATTENTION TO WHEN WE WATCHED YOU? DO YOU WANNA END LIKE BECK?!"

she yelled. wow i seriously didn't expect THE lee sunmi to yell. she basically slept with the whole town already, but i love her still so it's fine.

i chuckled a bit before looking at her "i'm not gonna meet up with any of them dumbass." i said in a sarcastic tone bringing the ice cream back to my mouth.

"we'll see about that when you will get kidnapped by one, and i will say i told you so."

we looked at eachother before bursting out into laughter.

"dork" i laugh elbowing her before finishing my ice cream and laying my head on her shoulder.

what a night.