《The Angry Birds Movie: Silver Lining》Summer Festival
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It had been five years. Five years since the pigs invaded their home. Five years since the pigs stole their eggs. Five years since they fought back for them and succeeded.
The birds of Bird Island has been thriving ever since the Battle of Piggy Island. The eggs hatched shortly after their rescue, as well as three more generations of hatchlings. Now, every bird family was each expecting a new hatchling. And everyone was happy.
Well, not everyone.
"The elements of nature are far more powerful than any burning rage you'll ever feel," Matilda explained. "But if you learn to find peace with them, you will find peace with yourself."
Matilda was a "Free Rage Chicken" who ran the Infinity Acceptance Group, an anger management class on Bird Island. Her students were Red, who was well known for his anger, speed demon Chuck, Bomb, who's name tells you all you need to know about him, and Matilda's boyfriend Terence, who was big in size and heart. These guys still needed some work, but they were improving.
"Check this out!" Chuck whispered to Red and Bomb. Then, in a flash, he ran off.
"Where'd he go?" Bomb wondered.
"Hey, guys," Chuck said, standing right behind them.
Bomb blew up. Literally, he blew up. Like a bomb.
Matilda's meditation was cut off by the explosion.
"Boys?" she said, scowling.
"Sorry, Matilda," Bomb sighed.
"Don't be sorry, Bomb," Matilda replied softly. "I understand it was an accident. However, I would like to know who caused Bomb to blow up."
Everyone glared at Chuck. He began to sweat. Desperate to stay out of trouble, he just blurted out the first thing that came to mind.
"Something's going on in the village!" he shouted quickly.
"Chuck, it's the Summer Festival," Red pointed out. "Something goes on in the village all week."
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"Then you know that they hold a soirée every year," Chuck said quickly. "And every year, they choose who'll be working on it."
"Yeah, so?" Bomb asked.
"Well, they just decided on who's doing what!" Chuck cheered.
"Class dismissed!" Matilda exclaimed.
And the birds ran off in excitement.
Every bird on Bird Island watched as Cyrus pinned the list of assignments on a tree, only to sneeze all over it.
"There you go," he sighed nasally. Then, he walked away.
The Summer Festival was a weeklong event on Bird Island that celebrated the welcoming of summer. Summer was the time most eggs hatched, all the fruit ripened, and it was a good time for families to come together. Especially during the Summer Festival.
During the Summer Festival, birds performed many activities, such as cooking and decorating their houses. And at the end of the week, they hold a soirée in hopes of the summer being just as fun as that one night.
The entire population of birds hoped they would get a part in planning the party. They checked the list:
Chairman - Red
Decorations - Willow, Stella, Matilda, Gale
Music - Poppy, Shakira, Dane, Bubbles
Catering - Hal, Chuck, Bomb, Dahlia
Once Red saw his name written as chairman, he couldn't believe his eyes.
"Me? Chairman?" he thought. "Who wrote this?"
"Congratulations, Red!" Stella cheered, shaking Red's hand. "Isn't this exciting?!"
"I wonder how many people asked you that," Red replied sarcastically, pointing at the egg strapped to her stomach.
Stella had a crush on Chuck since high school, but he just kept passing by. Literally. Fortunately, shortly after the Battle of Piggy Island, she got her chance to win his heart. They've been married for two years, and now they're just waiting for their egg to hatch.
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"Red, what's the problem?" Stella asked, a little concerned.
"I don't know how to plan a party," Red answered. "I've never even planned for a party!"
"It's actually quite easy," Stella assured him. "We just ask you questions, and you give us your opinion."
"That's it?" Red thought. "It's that simple?"
"Yep."
And with that, Stella left with her egg. Chuck ran up next to Red and watched Stella walk away.
"I think I want to marry her," he sighed.
"You are married to her," Red reminded him.
"I am?" Chuck wondered. He ran off and came back within two seconds with a picture from their wedding day. "Oh yeah, I am."
"I can see why you keep forgetting," Red chuckled. "I'm surprised you even found someone!"
Chuck's never really had any luck with his love life. Mainly because he spent most of it acting like a ladies man, and none of the ladies liked him. This one time, he was going to ask Dahlia for a cup of sugar, but she was well familiar with his antics, so she slammed the door in his face!
"But, I gotta admit," Red smiled, "you're pretty darn lucky to have her and that egg."
"What about you?" Chuck asked. "Do you plan to start a family?"
"I don't know," Red sighed. "I mean, it'd be nice to be a dad, since I never knew mine, but what if they don't like me?"
"Wouldn't be surprised if they didn't," Chuck snickered.
Red punched him in the face.
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