《The Angry Birds Movie 2 (rewritten)》Gadgetry
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On Bird Island's Main Street, the birds were very nervous after the ice-ball attack. The sun was setting, but they could still see Eagle Mountain smoldering in the distance.
"What's gonna happen to our island? Red, are we gonna be okay?"
"All right, guys! Do not worry! We got this! Red, here, has got your back!... And your front... and your sides!" Red assured them as he led the heist team through the crowd.
"So, are you a hundred percent sure we shouldn't evacuate?" Matilda asked.
"Oh, Red's gonna take care of us. Right, Red?" Pinky inquired.
"Yes! Everybody, please, just stay calm!" Red assured.
The villagers were relieved that Red was there to take care of them.
"Thank you. Your support means a lot to me... to each of us," Red thanked the villagers as the crew followed him down to the dock. "Okay, Leonard, so where's your ride?"
As if on cue, a tiny submarine popped out of the water, like a bubble.
"Aww, it's so cute!" Bomb gushed.
"Wow, okay," Red criticized Leonard. "And how are we all supposed to fit in-"
"Don't worry, Red. I found a spell that can resize objects. Just let me-" Aggie raised her wand staff to perform a spell, but Leonard held his hoof to her to stop here.
"Oh, I think we'll manage," Leonard said smugly as he clicked his remote control.
A gigantic submarine emerged from the water, pushing the tiny sub aside. It was so large that it blocked out the last rays of the sun. The sheer size of the impressed all the birds on the beach.
Mime bird held up a megaphone, and said in shock, "OH MY GAAAAWWW!"
The heist team boarded the sub, but Courtney had a hard time carrying all the luggage,
"Anyone wanna grab their own bag or anything?" She grunted.
Aggie looked at her pitifully, and carried all of the bags for her with one arm, "here, Courtney, I'll help you."
"Wow, you must be very strong!" Courtney exclaimed.
"Yeah, I got super strength when I was 5 for older than that."
Before going down the hatchet, Red took a final look at all the birds-and pigs-who were depending on him. One bird held a sign that read, R U SURE WE SHOULDN'T EVACUATE?, while the pigs held a less supporting sign: IF WEE ALL DIE, EETZ KINDA YOUR FAWLT!
Red took a moment to think about what was about to happen. Suddenly, he wasn't feeling so confident.
"I got this," he told himself nervously as the hatch closed on the sub, the flags of the pigs and birds were raised, and the sub submerged into the water and off into the sunset.
Deep beneath the ocean, the heist crew was hard at work in their submarine. Red was sitting alone, deeply involved in planning. While the submarine continued to dive under, Chuck and Silver were singing an opera, which bothered Red, and Bomb was watching in tears. He also joined in a longer and louder beautiful singing voice.
"Wow," Red groaned, and Chuck and Silver clapped.
"Ha!" Aggie laughed. "You call that singing? Singing in an opera?"
"Do you have anything to sing?" silver asked.
"Glad you ask, girl." Aggie cleared her throat and started to sing Italian opera, Vesti La Giubba, very slowly and loudly.
Ridi Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto!
Ridi del duol che t'avvelena il cor!
Red, Chuck, Bomb, Silver, and Mighty Eagle's jaws dropped when they listened to Aggie's singing voice as they couldn't believe she would sing very well.
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"Wow, you're a fish magnet!" Mighty Eagle complimented.
"Why, thank you," Aggie bowed, appreciating the comment.
"No, really, you're a fish magnet," the eagle pointed the colorful fishes, leaning their faces against the windows of the sub. They must have heard Aggie's voice, and they love to listen.
Aggie marched towards every window, and gestured them to swim away, "Shoo, shoo!" the fishes left the stage.
Then, they heard an imitation of a trumpet sound, making Mighty Eagle bumped his head on the ceiling. Leonard and Courtney entered the mess area from behind the curtain.
"Ladies and gentlemen!" Leonard bellowed, "I'd like to introduce you to our master of gadgetry..."
"Garry!" Leonard and Courtney cheered in unison.
The two pigs moved aside only to reveal a disheveled hipster piggy. The birds made cheery sounds.
"This is it?" Garry said, unimpressed as the birds' smiles turned upside down. "This is the 'amazing team' I've been working around the clock for?"
"Working with what we got," Leonard chuckled.
Garry took a sip from his coffee before replying, "Well, that's disappointing." He turned back to the room where he was been.
"Wow, uhh, okay," Chuck said.
"That's quite hurtful," Aggie told.
"This is the part where you get up and follow me," Garry added flatly.
The team did as they were told and followed Garry onto the gadget lab. "Welcome to my Piggy Gadget Lab!" Garry showed the team around. "Everywhere you look, you can see inventions been tested by my team of guinea pigs!"
The gadget lab was massive and filled to the brim with fascinating inventions. Everywhere they looked are piggy scientists and "guinea pigs" were working inside glassed-in laboratories.
"Oh wow, this is so cool," Silver commented.
"I know, right?" Leonard chuckled.
"Reminds me of my parents' business of sand and gravel," Aggie added.
"All the gadgets you'll see have been designed specifically with your mission in mind," Garry explained as they walked through the lab. They stopped in front of a briefcase. "That first being InvisiSpray!" Garry flung open the briefcase, revealing a spray can. "Need to go undetected in plain sight?" he asked as he sprayed a piggy lab assistant from head to hoof. In the blink of an eye, the piggy lab assistant had disappeared. All that was left were his goggles floating where his eyes should have been. "InvisiSpray does exactly that."
"Wow, I'm invisible!" the invisible pig said.
"Wow!" The heist team exclaimed.
"'Wow', indeed," Garry nodded.
"That's amazing!" Silver squealed.
"How long does the invisibility last for?" Red wanted to know.
"Forever," Garry said, causing everyone else to look at each other uncomfortably.
"Wait, what?" The invisible pig dialed his phone, and told his girlfriend. "Tina, we're not gotta be able to see each other tonight."
"Maybe we can use that," Chuck turned to Aggie. "Ags, can you use your magic to reverse the effect?"
Aggie wanted to help with her magic, but she remembered what Leonard said that they don't need magic, especially like now since they have "useful" gadgets. "Sorry, but my magic is not needed anymore."
"What? But you're the 'Diplomatic Magician'! We need some magic," Silver reminded.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought someone as smart like you don't believe in magic." Aggie can relate to that since scientist and nerds don't believe in magic. "Besides, majority wins. If most of you don't wanna use magic, then I won't."
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"I never said I don't believe in magic!" the silver bird said.
"And there's no majority, Ags," Red added.
"To me, there is!" Aggie glared with her eyes glowed red, and her body glitched.
Red was a little terrified, and seemed to notice Aggie's glitch but he thought that was just his imagination, and turned to Garry, just to avoid eye contact with her, "What does the next gadget do? Like bury us alive?"
"What? That would be ridiculous," Garry chuckled nervously, then whispered to the three pigs behind him, "Execute the shovel line."
"And moving right alone-" Garry went to show them the next gadget but stopped when he saw Chuck and Bomb, who were lathering themselves up with what looked like soap. "What are you guys doing?!" he asked, a hint of irritation in his voice.
Chuck giggled. "It's fun!"
Bomb laughed, "So squishy! What is this stuff?"
"Oh, well, that's a special type of flame retardant called Pig Snot." Garry answered.
Chuck and Bomb froze in place, too grossed out to move. At least for a moment.
"Why do you call it-" Red asked, until he realized a disgusting fact about Pig Snot. "You know what? Never mind."
Bomb couldn't resist sneaking a taste of the Pig Snot from the tip of his finger while the others watched in disgust. Aggie and Silver had to cover their mouths to them from puking.
"Yeah, lick it!" Courtney insisted.
"Now, everyone prepare yourselves, 'cause this next one is really something special." Garry led them to a shiny object that was resting upon a pedestal. It glowed in its very own spotlight.
"Wow, so shiny!" said Bomb.
"Yes, my friends. Bold yet sleek. Simple while complex. This device can detect an eagle anywhere within a one-hundred-foot radius." A background music was heard, and colorful spotlights pointed at the device.
"Hmm, game-show theme," Aggie noticed.
"How does it work?" asked Red.
Simply push this button and it does the rest." Garry said while pressing the device's button.
The device hissed open and began to shout: There's an eagle nearby! There's an eagle nearby! There's an eagle nearby! in an irritating high-pitched squawk. IT was so loud that the heist crew could barely stand it.
"Why yes, clearly, there is." Garry continued, pointed at Mighty Eagle.
"Okay, you got me, guys," He snickered.
"This clever little thing will... no doubt prove to be a... crucial tool during your mission."
"Wonderful. That's Amazing!" Red shouted over the device. Can you turn it off now?"
"Actually, it will turn itself off," Garry paused proudly. "One hour after it doesn't detect any more eagles."
"What?!" Red yelled. He was about to have a major meltdown.
"Okay, you can get out of here now!" Aggie teased Mighty Eagle to get out, but she never meant it as she grinned in laughter.
Red grabbed the device from Garry, and asked Aggie, "Ags, please, can you use your magic to make it stop?"
"Well, I read a fixing spell for that!" Aggie shouted.
"You have a spell to fix things? Even for machines and gadgets?" Leonard didn't want to believe on that.
"Well, yeah. My dad wrote that. He's also an engineer." The sparrow said, but then remembered what Leonard said when she looked at him. "But I can't because, like you said, 'we don't need magic'."
"Fine, we need some magic." The pig got irritated by Aggie's stubborn attitude. "Just turn that off."
"I got this," Aggie pointed her wand staff at the device, and it glowed, ready to fix it, not destroy it. Not this time.
But Silver quickly snatched it from Red and effortlessly unscrewed a plate on the surface of the device. With a flick of her wing, Silver yanked out a tiny computer chip, and the device powered down. "There."
"Oh, uh, thank you," Red said gratefully.
Aggie saw that, and slowly put her wand staff down, cancelling her spell. She frowned that Silver already fixed the device, even when Red asked Aggie to do the job. "But... that's not fair." Her body glitched, but this time, it's longer than before. She glitched between 2 and 3 seconds, almost revealing her black feathers of her body. Courtney almost saw her like that.
"Okay, guys, these gadgets are terrible-" Red started to complain, but Silver pulled him aside.
"Hey, Red, can we chat for a sec?" she asked. "I can tell you're used to running the show, and that's total great and all. But maybe since we're all a team here, a team you put together, maybe you can try to be more supportive. The results might surprise you. And I think Aggie probably taught you more about teamwork, doesn't she?"
Red scoffed at that question, "Of course she taught me about teamwork. In fact, that was my element with my team. See this? Eh? Eh?" He showed his small letter I-shaped I team ID that contained one of the Element of Teamwork shards to Silver.
"Yes, yes, I see, and I believe you. Chuck has one, too, but if you want to keep the element that represents the Element of teamwork, then you have to follow that."
"Fine. Fine."
"Yeah, yeah. Look who's talking," Aggie groaned, making everyone look at her.
"What are you talking about, Aggie?" Silver asked, unaware of Aggie's sight of her.
Aggie marched towards Red and Silver. "When you said 'teamwork' and 'be supportive', why don't you let one of us to help with a situation that someone was asking somebody to do the job?"
Silver was a little confuse, "I don't get it."
"What I mean is," Aggie tried to be patient, but she can't hold her voice for this long as she spoke, "S-S-S-S-S-STOP S-S-S-S-S-S-STEALING MY J-J-J-JOB!"
Another massive shockwave came from her beak, and everyone in the lab started tripping down. Aggie realized her shout was stronger than before, and she didn't know what she was saying to Silver as she covered her mouth in guilt. She even realized when she spoke, her glitch was even worse than she felt before. She didn't know what just happened. She didn't even know why she was glitching. The glitch is stronger and longer now.
"I-I-I-I-I-I mean, g-g-g-g-g-g-give o-o-o-o-o-others a ch-ch-ch-chance to do things that y-y-y-y-y-you can do." Aggie said to Silver in a calm way, but she glitched again while she spoke.
Red noticed Aggie's glitches as if she was like a computer or a TV, "Aggie, are you feeling okay?"
"Yeah. It looks like you're... glitching," Bomb guessed.
"G-g-g-g-g-g-glitching? W-w-w-w-what do you think that I'm g-g-g-g-g-glitching?" There it is, again. Aggie was still glitching while speaking, but anyone barely didn't notice her black feathers.
"Uh, you just did... right now," Chuck pointed.
He's right. She is glitching. Aggie didn't know what's wrong, but she already felt this glitch since last night. she thought that was just a chill through her veins, but it seemed everyone noticed her glitch, even herself. Aggie couldn't just ignore this kind of effect. Her friends already noticed this, but she didn't want them to find out of this. She wanted to find this situation for herself.
"Excuse me, Garry," Aggie called him. "Is there a bathroom around here?"
"Why, yes, just go straight, turn to the left, and into your right, that's the girls' bathroom," Garry instructed.
"Thanks," Aggie quickly left the group to find the bathroom to deal with this new situation she was into, leaving her friends watching her go.
"What's happening to her?" Silver questioned.
"Yeah, she glitches like a broken phone," Courtney added.
"I don't know, but something's wrong with Aggie," Red looked suspicious. "But we'll deal with her later. Anyway, Garry, you have really good stuff," he handed back the device to Garry. "I'm sure I can figure out a plan to, uh, you know, use all of this... this awesomeness that you... Bomb!"
Bomb was inside of a container containing Pig Snot as he swam and ate some of it. "Hi, Red."
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This is the 7th chapter. Things went well at the start, but things went wrong. The massive shockwave, the longer and stronger glitch, and... you know what? No spoilers. Let's all see what will happen next!
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