《No Matter What》Season Two ~ Episode Ten
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"Who gone help Rhy pick the eggs?" Reagan asked putting Roslyn's hair in a slick back ponytail. Rhylyn was only one years old so she would need help looking for the eggs at the easter egg hunt.
"Me." Ja'Seem shrugged. Ja'Seem was super competitive so this would be a fun game to him. He didn't mind helping his little sister beat her competition.
"Somebody need to help Mari to." Reagan added on laying down Roslyn's edges.
"Nu uh ma I'm get by myself." The five year old protested with a small frown. He couldn't wait to steal all of the eggs. Ramari being the bad kid he was snuck and watch when his parents and aunties hid all of the eggs so he knew all of the hot spots.
Little did he know that they were already aware that he would watch. So as soon as he went down for his nap they changed the location of all of the eggs.
"You sure?" Jamari asked with a small chuckle. Ramari acted just like he and Ja'Seem did. He was a handful.
"Yea da I got it." Ramari nodded climbing in the chair so that his mama could spray his hair. He had twists so she only used conditioner and water from a spray bottle.
"Oooo Fat your hair turned out so cute." Arielle gassed with a big smile. Reagan was currently teaching Raelyn how to do more protective styles with her hair. Last night Reagan helped Raelyn do some twists that went just past her shoulders.
"Thank you." Raelyn replied feelings more confident about it.
"I'm so glad none of my kids came out bald head." Jamari mumbled.
"Period." Reagan smirked cleaning up the area where she did the kids hair.
"Mo Mo I promise you, you bout to go take a nap if youn get out my face." Alexis said mugging her daughter. Xamora whined and squirmed out of Alexis's lap and ran to somewhere else in the house.
"Alright we got the seafood. We can eat after the egg hunt. Then we'll watch movies and shit." Reagan stated.
Everybody decided that they didn't want the traditional Easter food. Everyone was huge fans of seafood so that's what they were having. Kambree and Nyla had just returned with 30 pounds of crawfish, 20 pounds of shrimp , 12 pounds of potatoes, 10 pounds of corn and 15 eggs.
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"Who helping Mo Mo?" Arielle asked licking on her spongebob ice cream.
"You is." Alexis chuckled.
Arielle furrowed her eyebrows. "Why I gotta do it?"
"I'll help her." Roslyn volunteered lifting her hand. She didn't mind helping Xamora find the eggs. She just wanted to have fun with her family.
"Awww that's why I love me some Ro Ro." Alexis nodded.
Roslyn giggled and hugged Alexis. "I love you to TT."
"KIDS COME TO THE BACKYARD! LAST ONE THERE SMELL LIKE DOOKIE BOOTY!" Jamari yelled out.
On cue all of the kids including Omari, Pooda and Drum's kids came running from the upstairs and down to the backyard of Reagan and Jamari's home.
"I don't smell like dookie booty." Ramari mugged flipping everybody off who was laughing at him.
"Bring yo li ass hea." Reagan gritted using her index finger.
"Ma t-they laughing at me." Ramari said walking to Reagan slowly.
Reagan grabbed his hand and popped it twice. "Ni do it again. You gone get more than that."
Ramari pulled his pants up and looked around to make sure nobody saw him getting in trouble. "Aint even hurt." He mumbled walking towards the other kids.
"Alright y'all it's 70 eggs out there. Stay in the backyard, don't go to the front. It's two golden eggs both got $300 in it. Good luck y'all." Alexis stated explaining the instructions.
"Can we go?" Ja'Seem asked picking up Rhylyn. He didn't need her walking because she walked slower than a turtle.
"Yea go." Alexis nodded.
"Look Mo Mo there go some in the pool chairs." Roslyn pointed running with Xamora.
Ramari smirked and ran to all of the places that he saw the eggs being hidden. He frowned when the first two stops didn't have the eggs. "What the fuck."
"Look Jr here go so some right here." Omari stated pointed towards the tranpoline. Omari had a three year old son who had autism. Omari and his son matched with blue nike sweat suits.
"Pooda yo daughter bad as fuck why she just knocked the whole trash can over?" Nyla chuckled.
"She a whole heathen. I swear that girl don't act nothing like her sister." Pooda sighed. Pooda had two girls a ten and a six year old. While his oldest Santeria was the angel child, Jamya was the bad one. Although he had two different baby mamas he still made it his duty to take care of both kids. His first baby mama was chill and cool as hell, while his second baby mama was always threatening him with child support even though he took care of Jamya.
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"Drum look at Moosi his ass eating the damn candy." Jamari laughed. Drum had a six year old son. He was a single dad because his baby mama ran off with her pimp.
"His fat ass act like ion feed him." Drum frowned.
"No Bo Bo those minesss." Raelyn whined trying to get the eggs out of her easter basket. Ja'Seem was going around stealing eggs out of all of the younger kids baskets so he could put them in Rhylyn's.
"Mcht come on Fat." Ja'Seem huffed trying to compromise.
"BO!" Rhylyn yelled pointing to her easter basket that Ra'Seem had just stolen.
Ja'Seem took off running trying to get the basket back while Ramari stole eggs from Xamora.
Xamora mugged Ramari and pushed him to the ground and stealing his basket.
"See ni why our kids always gotta do to much." Jamari sighed watching his kids try to steal the eggs from everybody.
"Look at Noonie ass." Khalil chuckled watching her try to sneak the crawfish from off the table.
"Bad ass kids." Alexis giggled.
"Oh my god y'all look at Mo Mo and Mari." Kambree laughed.
Everybody turned their necks to the two kids and shook their head. Xamora and Ramari was on the ground wrestling each other.
"BEAT HIS ASS MO MO!" Alexis cheered on taking out her phone.
"MARI YOU BETTER FIGHT BACK!" Reagan yelled standing from Jamari's lap.
Arielle smirked when everybody's attention was drawn at the kids. She sneakily grabbed her a big to go plate and filled it with all of the seafood she wanted. As soon as she was about to tip toe back in the house she got caught.
"NOONIE STEALING FOOD!" Jamari yelled.
Ja'Seem hurriedly and put Rhylyn down and ran to fix his plate. Right behind him was Raelyn and Ra'Seem and the other small children.
"Stop mo mo." Ramari mugged trying to catch his breath. He was currently on top of her trying to hold her arms down but Xamora kept lifting her body up.
"D-Daddy help me." Xamora cried.
Khalil chuckled and shook his head. "Get yo extra large head ass off my baby nigga."
"Get yo baby off me." Ramari shrugged getting off of Xamora. "Cry baby crybaby go suck my TT titty."
"I can't stand his bad asss." Nyla laughed.
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@jaseem: li nigga 💪🏽
@theycallhernyla: nephew said he dat nigga 🤣💪🏽
@darealmari: bad ass 💙
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@pretty.ray: prettiest baby on the planet 🤣😩
@jaseem: my daughter 🥰
@darealmari↪️ @jaseem nigga dis my daughter
@alexis: TT stinky butt 🤩
@kambree: Nannyyyyy bug 🥺
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@khalil: bad ass 💙💙
@darealarielle: headache 😍
@theycallhernyla: Mo mooooo🥰
@kambree: love you mo mo 😩🤍
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Happy Easter from the Taylors
Bobo
Fat Fat
Seem (NEW FACECLAIM!!!)
Dooda
Mari
Rhy
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Heyy y'all
I hope you guys are doing okay. Happy Easter!!
Thoughts on this episode??
Opinions on them re hiding the eggs from Ramari?
How do y'all feel about Ramari flipping the bird at the kids??
Lol y'all think Reagan should've whooped him??
Where my seafood loversss???? I love it!!
Thoughts on Omari's little son?? Autism Awareness 💙
Thoughts on Pooda little situation and his child??
How y'all feel about all of the kids stealing each other eggs??
Arielle is me I am her, who woulda been doing the same thing??
Y'all think they need to stop Ramari and Xamora from fighting each other??
How y'all feel about all of our faceclaims??
RA'SEEM HAS A NEW FACE CLAIM!!
I love y'all!!
Until next time!!
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