《Angry Birds movie (rewritten)》Let the game begin
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Minutes later, as the birds got closer to Piggy Island, a gray mist enveloped the boat.
"Oh. I feel a little nervous inside, but that's normal, right?" asked Bomb.
"Yeah. Yeah, I think so," Red answered.
Through the mist, the birds could see the wreckage of previous boats the pigs must have used when sailing from their island. They were all in pieces and looked like they had been abandoned for a long time.
Then Bomb broke the silence again, "Uh. Anybody else got butterflies in the stomach?"
"Yeah," Chuck replied.
"Probably because you ate too many caterpillars," Aggie reminded, then leaned closer to Red's ear, and whispered, "And that's gross to eat if I'm not a bird."
Red nodded to her. Seconds later, the birds' boat hit the shore of Piggy Island. Red was the first to hop off. He looked at all the nervous birds on the raft. He knew he had to take charge. "Drop your nuts and move your butts!" He shouted.
The rest of the birds hopped off the boat and followed Red as they ran up a hill that led to Pig City. When they got to the top, they could see Pig City below, and it was enormous. The streets were filled with houses, stores, restaurants, and food stands. The wobbly wood buildings were connected by walkways. Some structures had huge boulders on top of them, and they looked like they might collapse at any minute! Yet everything stayed upright. The birds had never seen anything like it
Searching the city for any sign of where the eggs were being held, Red spotted a castle where there was an enormous poster of Leonard with a crown on his head, and sitting on bunch of eggs. "Hold on a second. That guy is the king?" He now realized that that must be where Leonard was, and where the eggs were being kept, "He's got to have the eggs with him in the castle! And that's where we're going."
Matilda approached four of her "students" and looked out a Pig City, "Hey, guys. Do you remember everything you learned in my class?"
"Yep," said Red.
"Nope," said Chuck.
"Maybe," said Aggie.
At the same time Bomb asked, "What class?"
Matilda shook her head, and smirked with confidence of letting her angry back, "Well, forget all of it for now. Now it's time to let loose."
"Oh good," said Red. "Because I never learn anything anyway."
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"Oh, me neither," agreed Chuck. "I actually just came to socialize."
"So do I," nodded Aggie. "It was actually an unexpected event of meeting new friends."
"I came for the snacks. You don't happen to have any of it now, do you?" said Bomb.
"Deep breath. Deep breath. DEEP BREATH!" Matilda fumed.
"How are we going to get over those walls?" Stella asked.
"Uh," Red thought for a minute, then the perfect answer hit him. "I'll tell you how. We're gonna fly."
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Terence used all his strength to plant the slingshot in the ground while Red addressed the birds.
"Remember. The goal is the castle. Get to the castle!" Red instructed. "Who wants to go first?"
"Over here!" Bomb raised his wing first, but Matilda blocked him.
"I do!" she said. She was itching to get at the pigs for tricking her and her friends.
"Alright, Matilda!" Said Red.
"Aww. Always a brides-space," Bomb shook his head in depress.
Chuck helped Matilda stretch the elastic, "Step right up. Keep your wings, legs and beak inside the slingshot—"
"Shoot it!" said Matilda, interrupting Chuck.
Red smiled and nodded at Terence. "Okey-doke. Fire!"
Matilda rocketed through the air and surprised everyone in the pigs by releasing fireballs out of her butt. "Take that, porkers! Incoming!" She yelled as she aimed directly for a group of pigs. Soon, the pigs scattered all over the floor.
"Well, how about that? My teacher can shoot fireballs out of her butt," said Red. Then, he turned to a green bird with a large beak, "You, what's your name? Hal? I've seen you do something strange before, right?"
Hal walked over the rubber of the slingshot, "Well, let's see. - I'm really good at..."
"It doesn't matter. Launch him," Red cut him off as Chuck, Bomb and Aggie released the rubber, launching Hal in the air.
"Oh, this guys looks good," said Red when he observed Hal going straight towards the castle.
"He's gonna make it," added Chuck.
"This is incredible. We're witnessing history right now," Bomb stated.
However, like a boomerang, Hal didn't reach the castle as he flew back towards the birds.
Red alerted, "No, he's coming back. He's coming. Duck!"
The bird ducked and lowered their heads to avoid Hal, and hit himself on a tree with his beak stuck through the trunk.
"Uh. Did we win?" He asked
Red said, "Uh, no. Not quite yet, buddy. Uh, we're still tied. Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal?"
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Chuck appeared with a first aid kit and dressed like a nurse, "Medic!"
"Alright. Who's up next?!" Red turned to see Cyrus on the slingshot. "Whoa whoa whoa... What can you do?"
Before Chuck and Bomb launched him, Cyrus sneezed on Red and Aggie, leaving snots on them.
"Uh... Yuck," Red was disgusted.
"So... Gross," Aggie felt the same
"Uh, need a tissue?" Bomb offered the two birds a piece of cloth.
Cyrus landed on a giant accordion that attached two house together, which he accidentally collided and destroyed the two houses into pieces. Cyrus stopped unto a billboard with a picture of pig, wearing a cap and underwear with his name, Calvin Swine. The bird's snot made trailed from the pig's snout to down.
"Who's next?" Red turned to the Mime, "We need flyers, not standbyers! Let's go!"
The Mime bird tried to excuse himself, but Chuck stopped him from escaping
"You go out there and you show them how frightening mimes can be," He told the Mime.
"Yeah!" Bomb agreed.
When he was launched, the Mime shouted in mid-air, "Oh my gosh!" Thus, destroying the house on his path
After launching three more birds, the birds heard a very familiar, very slimy voice.
"Citizens of Pig Island! If you spot any birds destroying your neighborhood, please capture them!" proclaimed Leonard. His voice echoed from speakers paced throughout the city. All the pigs heard him, but so did the birds. "There's been a change of plan! We will eat the eggs for lunch!"
"Did he say 'eat the eggs'?" Stella repeated, with a mother bird held her barf in her beak, while Chuck and Bomb launched another bird.
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Later, the orange bird, Bubbles, was ready to launch while Red instructed him.
"Okay. I want you to curl up into a little ball, alright? Make yourself aerodynamic."
"Like this?" Bubbles took a deep breath as his body became a ball.
"To the left! To the left!" Chuck made Bomb to scoot aside.
"Let me at em!" Bubbles shouted excitingly.
"Launch!" Red commanded
Bubbles was launched and he flew above the city. "Don't mess with Bubbles!" Unfortunately, he landed on the ground with many pigs surrounded him, and dog piled him. But then, Bubbles inflated and maximized his size like a balloon. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO MESS WITH ME!"
Now, it's Stella's turn, but Chuck and Bomb were arguing of which direction will they launch.
"Just look where the last bird went and adjust from there." Aggie instructed. "Darn, I wish I can calculate. I'm not good in math."
"I got this, you guys!" Stella said confidentially.
"Okay! Launch her!" commanded Aggie as chuck and Bomb released the elastic.
Stella got through many houses but she didn't make it to the castle. Only a few meters away. Then, the pigs started to chase her as she ran away
"She got far, but not far enough," said Red. "We have to get closer."
Chuck and Bomb then launched Judge Peckinpah. "Judge power!" He yelled while raising his mallet. He hit a giant boulder causing himself to fall to a wrong direction, but destroying few houses in the process with explosion.
"Trial by fire!" shouted Bomb.
"No, literally he's on fire right now. Can somebody please help him?" Chuck said as he and Bomb launched a doctor bird.
Red realized there is a way to get into the castle fast. He spotted Terence and ran toward him, "Terence. I got an idea!" He positioned himself inside the slingshot. "Do you think you can pull the slingshot back far enough to hit that giant boulder?" Terence grunted in agreement. "Okay. Launch me right towards the top of that thing." Red instructed as Terence stretched the elastic even further.
Before readying to launch, Chuck and Bomb approached him with sad faces. It's like it was there fina moment with Red.
"Red, I'm not going to lie to you. I am... going to miss you when you die," Chuck cried.
"Rest in peace, my friend. Rest in peace," cried Bomb.
Red was quite embarrassed and disgusted by this, "Hey, guys. Let's not get cheesy, okay?"
"Yeah, don't be such drama queens," Aggie rolled her eyes in agreement.
Red chuckled at her joke, "You heard her. Okay. Ready. Fire!" Terence released him in the air, and Red curled himself into a ball. "This is gonna hurt!" He bounced off the boulder, and launched himself right at the castle. With a loud crash, Red broke through the roof
Back on the hill, Chuck, Bomb and Aggie checked their sight if Red reached the castle.
"Did he make it?" Chuck inquired.
"I hope he's okay." Bomb said.
Red showed up from the glass, "I'm in!"
Chuck, Bomb, Aggie and the others birds cheered.
"Yeah. I knew he would make it!" Aggie shouted proudly.
Before leaving, Red told the other birds, "Send everyone else!"
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