《Absurd Haikus, an Autobiography》absurd haiku #80
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Spasming lamp, frantic to shed light:
Calm down.
Your brilliance will hurt their eyes.
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The Entire Mankind is Acting As Me, I Shall Secretly Build a Battleship and Shock the World
“The world’s top ten conglomerates had joined forces to create a programme where the crew had quietly evacuated all the people from a city, leaving behind only Raymond and his family, who were kept in the dark. Their purpose was to see this child, who had emerged from the slums of America, get humiliated. The whole world wanted to see this young man named Raymond make a fool of himself, and through what Raymond had done, and all of his doings, they wanted to decry the poor for being short of ambitions. Early the next morning, the show officially began. When Raymond noticed that the world outside was overly and strangely quiet, and when he had determined that all of humanity had disappeared. Just then, the survival aid system was activated, and the system notified Raymond: In a month’s time, there will be a huge meteorite hitting the planet, and it is going to cause great destruction.
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Awakening of a Monster
Amon, despite his name, was a normal guy. Went to school, practiced martial arts, went out to do stuff with his friends. But what happens to him when the world doesn't let anyone be normal anymore? Well, like everyone else, he changes. Is it a good change or the very opposite? Who knows. All Amon knows is that he's not normal anymore. (I don't own the cover photo. If the original owner wants me to take it down, private message me and I will~)
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Kenosis of the Light Bearer
What does it mean to empty oneself of divinity? To give up that which makes you a God. That ruthless passion which permeates your soul, that undying fire that keeps you going. One man will find out what it means to lose everything as he goes from Mafia God to Slumdog. The story is set in the year 3000 and follows the reincarnation of Lucifer. A once strong and powerful Mafia God that reigned over Earth during the late 21st century. In this new world he must learn to adapt to the ways of its inhabitants and learn to control his ever growing abilities. This is a world where superhuman mutants, aliens, magic and a virtual reality game all coexist.
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My Bestfriend's Father
Short story.Time skips and jumps.Age differences.*DON'T READ COMMENTS THERE ARE SPOILERS*Fiction-literature in the form of prose, especially short stories and novels, that describes imaginary events and people.For the people that got something smart to say but don't know what fiction is.
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The Invisible Best Friends
Meet Alyssa Bent, she's a nerd. But not your typical one. She likes to read, but her world doesn't totally revolve around books. She's not shy nor does she stutter when someone tries to corner her. She can stand up to anyone provided it doesn't involve attention. Attention is the only thing that scares her, and like always, there's a reason behind it. Maintaining a balance of grades and producing comebacks with sarcasm dripping from each word isn't the only talent she possesses. Enter Aaron Pelt, the most popular boy at Gradient High. Girls fawn over him. Well, who wouldn't? He's the star soccer player, after all. With the looks no less than a model, he has no problem maintaining his status on the social ladder. He maintains a cool aura around him all the time. They both go to Gradient High, a school that is divided into two social groups: the popular ones and the nerds. The popular ones are the wealthy snobs and the nerds are the ones who practically are their slaves.At Gradient High, these two groups can never get along! Like Ever! But who knew that the most popular guy and the nerd would actually be best friends?That's right! Alyssa and Aaron have been best friends since their diaper days. But at school, they are forced not to acknowledge each other's presence because if they did, Aaron's reputation might suffer and Alyssa may be subjected to something she hates the most: attention.While Aaron may not know, the reason why Alyssa hates attention might be even more than she lets him believe. A reason that might even force her to throw away her future dream.So will Aaron be able to break through the walls and push her out even when he has the pressure of popularity and the school status weighing him down?Get ready to expect the unexpected. You might want to change your definition of clichè after reading......#1 Humour- 08.01.16(Cover by: -infinities)*NOT EDITED SO KINDLY BEAR WITH ME!
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Welcome to Class 2-A
What happens when an old friend joins UA? What is their connection with the villans? How will they explain?
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