《Absurd Haikus, an Autobiography》absurd haiku #77
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Absurd:
Hopes to stop global frying
While driving fast cars
And flying.
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Right Side of Hell
Albus Dumbledore was sure he made the right choice sacrificing an innocent child. Too late he understood how terrible that mistake was. Harry Potter was not what he wanted him to be, he was not what the magical world expected him to be. He was not a replica of James, instead, he inherited more of Lily. Far too much to be convenient.
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Paragons of the Collective
In the future, humanity lives within the Collective as they expand their dominance throughout the known universe. Technology has advanced to the point where it operates like the magic of ancient history and species throughout the universe look similar to the monsters that have plagued the human imagination for centuries. All of this is immaterial for John, a young man with an F-ranked Avatar stuck in a system designed to keep him in the dregs of society. In a society where advancement depends upon Contribution Points and those without points are forced to toil in labor for those that do. Follow John in his journey to collect enough Contribution Points to firmly entrench his place in the galaxy as a Paragon of the Collective.
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Agent of the Alternates
This is the first Well of Souls story. Nathan Hunter, as well as five hundred other seniors at his high school, found themselves pulled into the deadly game in an alternate dimension of their school, where they had to survive against increasingly tough monsters while completing a series of Challenges as their numbers continued to dwindle with no end in sight. With no way off the property, nor any way out of the alternate and back to their real dimension, Nathan and his classmates battle for survival in the hopes that eventually, they will be freed from the game. Warning: Things will get repetitive at times, particularly after Arc 1. The reason for this becomes clear in the first couple of chapters of Arc 2. It is simply the nature of the lives they lead.
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Gokaiku: I Got Reincarnated, But It Wasn't How I Thought It Would Be!!
When Takeru opened his eyes, all he saw was white and there was nothing else, or so he thought. Suddenly, a hoarse voice echoed throughout the white plains, introducing himself as God. And just like any other novels he had read, that "God" offered him a chance to reincarnate. After careful reconsideration, Takeru took the offer and reincarnated into the world of Merusia, but unlike the ones he had read, it was a cheat-free world! Join our main character as he dives into the world of Merusia and experiences an isekai adventure that wasn't quite what he expected. Disclaimer: This story is a novel for me to practice, it has no real plot whatsoever. I want to make this story a heartwarming slice of life one. I wish this would warm your hearts.
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Malcolm and the Toe Goblins
Like everyone, Malcolm always thought Toe Goblins were a myth. A legend. A tale to scare children. However, when Sven and Toe Goblins burst through Malcolm’s door and accuse him of murder, he has no choice but to acknowledge their existence. When Malcolm accepts Sven’s ultimatum, he embarks on the greatest adventures of his life; sans his ten little toes! Completed
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My Morphine [Wade Wilson]
The story of Blyss finding her way in a world that hates her kind, but when she finds Wade Wilson her life changes in a way she never expected.
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