《Absurd Haikus, an Autobiography》absurd haiku #30
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Drove Jaguar to Suicide Bridge. Gun? Colt fits hand better than Glock.
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Enchanting Pays Way Better!
Okay, synopsis writing is hard! Johnathan Cribb was not the best humanity had to offer, not even close. Following John's untimely death, we will see our morally questionable lead enter a new and fantastical world with a new mindset on life. A newfound skill in enchanting proves to be worth far more than John could have guessed. It pays so well, that John decides to invest in adventuring in his new world. After all, there are monsters to slay, maidens to lay, and secrets to be uncovered! John will take to his new role swimmingly. That is, of course, if he can get that damn stat screen to work correctly! Updates: The current release goal is at LEAST once a week. More if I'm able. The cover is in no way mine, if you are the owner of this artwork please tell me if you want it taken down.
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Reverse Isekai
An immortal jellyfish is ripped from her home in the sea to a world where her body gets saturated with magic and she gains sentience, a humanoid body, and an army. now on a quest to find the man who brought her to this world she arrived stranded on a world with no magic where she will have to slowly build her strength back up, to find the man who brought her out of her ordinary monotonous life and gave her a new life of fun and excitement. [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]
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From Human to Lizard In Another World, What Worse than That.
A boy has been forced summon by three goddess, from another world to help them save the world, but actually the boy that being summon is just a testing subject before actually summon the true hero. Thus, the three goddess decide to abandon him and let him live in their world as something else. This story is about a single creature that is weak and struggle to survive in unknown world due to unfairness treatment from the goddess. Can he survive in the world that in chaos and find the way to return home or will he make the decision to change the world as the weakest creature.
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Heart of a Dungeon
New Description A dungeon slowly builds up his strength, with only one goal in mind, to take revenge on those who betrayed him while slowly diving into the abyss. Trying to become invincible, the dungeon betrays all standard boundaries of species and evolution. Mature for possible cursing, I´m leaving the previous description to stand as it is --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dungeons, there are many forms of them, but what is the best one? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is my first story on here, I'll work out the description better later.
8 66 - In Serial12 Chapters
Becoming Itachi Uchiha in a Different world!
Good bit of your time. (maybe...not) Based off of Naruto and IDWWNS. Warning : Contains profanity usage, a bit of sexual content, and gore. Introduction: 37 year old, Charlton Triston was a huge fan of Naruto. At first, he thought it was some random anime his colleagues wanted to torture him with, but as he watched episode after episode, he became addicted to the fighting secenes, justus, but most of all, The Sharingan. (Most thought he was too old for something so childish. However he didn't mind.) His favorite character was Itachi Uchiha, because of his tranquility and intellegence. He even admired Itachi for planning the future for Sasuke. On one saturday morning, Charlton Triston was driving to the store where popular manga was sold, he was caught up in an accident (truck-san), so in order to keep his childern safe, he sacrifced himself... ........ "Welcome Charlton, atlthough it feels rushed, but you shall be reincarnated into a world that will be similar to the anime you will choose." Happily said the odd voice. Ranks for Different World: -G,G, -F,F, -E,E, -C,C, -D,D -B,B, -A, A, -S, S Academy Student, Genin, Chuunin, Jounin, Special(SS) Jounin, Kage, Other : Medical-ninja, S-class, Missing-ninja, Hunter-ninja, Courier-ninja, Disclaimer : I do not own Naruto nor anything associated to it. As it is owned by Kishimoto. Any images or quotes are owned by their respective owners. I'm not accurate with my naruto knowledge, so please, deal with it.
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Teacher Appreciation: My Story
My testimony about how I came to know God. I wanted to stop being scared to share it, so here it is. This book is marked mature because some chapters may be triggering. If something is triggering, I will put a warning in the chapter title.
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