《Absurd Haikus, an Autobiography》absurd haiku #26
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God Rank Upgrade System
“As long as I level up another 10 times, I will be able to activate the Gene Lock. At that time, I will be able to destroy this celestial body!” After transmigrating into the body of a trash in a future where zombies and intellectual beasts existed, Lin Xiu accidentally obtained an upgrade system to transcend human limitations and devour the heavens!
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The Ascendant: Endless Reincarnation
My name is Richard Brooks. I died while saving a kid. Kicking the bucket at 28 was really depressing, you know? There’s so much I still wanted to do. But instead of passing on, I was thrust into an endless series of reincarnations. Whenever I die, I earn Karma points based on my achievements and growth. These points can be exchanged for weapons, spells, or other bonuses to make my next lives more interesting. “What kills me only makes me stronger!” Or something like that. Honestly, it feels like I’m stuck in an RPG. The difficulty setting can be pretty ridiculous too. Sometimes all I can do is grit my teeth in frustration as I die an ignoble death. But I won’t complain. Even when it’s dangerous and painful, I love life. This is all an opportunity; I’ll do my best, no matter what kind of sadistic fate the System throws at me. I will swing the warhammer of justice! Craft and enhance the most amazing artifacts! Overwhelm opponents with a barrage of auto-casting spells! Lead powerful vassals in Domain wars! All for the sake of creating an eternal sanctuary. With my unique power of Runecrafting, maybe I’ll even become strong enough one day to overturn fate… or at least find out what the hell is really going on. It might take a few hundred or a thousand lifetimes, but what’s the rush? I have all the time in the world now. (Note: R15+ This is the work of a very inexperienced author with a full time job. Please expect an erratic release schedule.)
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Duality
John was a secret agent before he died while avenging his little brother. But death was not the end for John, as he had the chance to reincarnate in another world. Now watch him grow from a slave's son to a hero and a legend. PS: I write as a hobby, with my job and college coming first, so my release rate may be slow and random.
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Bridging The Gap; The Final Records In Unova: An Autobiography
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Graphic (Dylan O'Brien)
"Don't forget I'm in control, baby girl, now drop your pants" ~~~ WARNING- this book will mostly likely contain: swearing, violence, graphic scenes, sexual content (which I know you'll all love), triggering content, and all that other fun stuff.
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Save Me Kuro (Kuro X Reader)
SERVAMP FANFIC----------(Y/n)...She takes risks to prevent the likelihood of being thrown back on the unwelcoming, grimy streets with her younger sister, Nanami.Some of the time, her life can be on the line.Although, caring for her life is the least of her priorities.Her main one is Nanami.The only string that is her prevention.However, there's a question that withstands:What happens when (Y/n)'s sister brings home a black cat that turns out to be a Vampire...To be more specific. A Servamp!...I don't own the picturesRepresentation of depression, anxiety, etc. is NOT accurate and is very washed.
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