《Absurd Haikus, an Autobiography》absurd haiku #25
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Thunder Martial
In this world, everyone has a possibility to betray you. Even if it is your brother. Just for a 500 year old Snow Ginseng, Zi Chen’s friend, whom he treated as his brother, stabbed his dantian and took away his life, before kicking him off the mountain top. Who would have expected that a mysterious Thunder Seed entered Zi Chen’s heart, letting him be reborn from death, having his bone marrow refined, and even obtaining a technique called Heaven Thunder Body Tempering. With great luck assisting him in training his body. Taking in the Snow Ginseng helped him reconstruct his dantian. With the Thunder Seed absorbing pure spiritual energy, his cultivation progress improved rapidly. Those who had once betrayed him should all suffer in his cruel revenge.
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Reborn as a Legend
Credits to Mary Evans for the Cover! Alfrich Deus was an overworking salaryman who had no purpose in life. The life he had was an empty, pointless cycle of work, sleep and eating. A man who drudged through a dull life, regretting the friends and family he never made. Alfrich's life suddenly ends when he was killed ‘accidentally’ by a clumsy God, who on realising what she had done, felt ‘remorse’ and granted him a second life. Or so he thought. Alfrich didn’t know that he was killed on purpose in desperation, he didn’t know he was forced conscript to fight off the hordes of Nightmares. Reborn into another world, Ezekill sets out into the world to live properly this time. Without knowing his true fate until the truth was shoved on his face. Armed with modern knowledge fighting against all odds the world threw at him. This story takes you on an adventure filled with tales of wonder, including enchanted swords, merciless monsters and hard magic. Updates every 10 days.
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Milton
A Cyberpunk Coming of Age Tale The Apocalypse is ugly. The only lights that work are battery powered or neon. Scroungers kill your neighbors and take control of their bodies. Gang wars run rampant in the perpetual night, as usual, except now, most members have magical spells to defend their turf. Life certainly changed once the Rainbow Letters came. For Milton, things changed for the better. The world became familiar. He could find loot, learn skills, and equip weapons and armor. It was all much easier to understand than the perils of pre-Apocalypse life with its grocery shopping and going outside. Then he discovers Ragnarok, Orchestrator of the Rainbow Letters and all of Milton’s problems. The race to figure out why is on. If Milton is to survive long enough to find answers, he must first be strong enough to confront his worst enemy: himself. * This is work in progress and NOT professionally edited. * ** This story is humorous in the begining, but gets very dark around the turning point. Reader discretion is advised.**
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Dragon: Birth of an Ancient
Deep in a secluded forest, within the depths of a long forgotten cave, an unnatural silence that has reigned for little over a million years is shattered as a hatchling takes its first breath. To the various species that called this world, one of seven, home, the matter seemed beyond insignificant. The hatchling, like all monsters, had no divine backing and with its age, could only be considered a lesser existence. A being to be used by the Chosen and noble monster bloodlines in their never-ending pursuit of power, fame and immortality. However, how could any of the short-lived races, Chosen and Monster alike, know that the tiny, weak, lizard-like creature was much more than it seemed. That it was an entity only spoken of in myth and legend. From a species that their ancestors, with the backing of the Gods, paid a huge price to remove. A heretical existence that threatened the fragile peace that had descended upon their world. A Dragon. ==== ** Cover done by the amazing Felix!*** I am writing this story for a friend who is currently in hospital and in a very precarious situation. He gave me the plot/ concept and, after my own health issues, I wanted to try and brighten his day and provide a distraction from the monotony of their hospital stay. I am posting it on RRL mainly in case anyone else can find enjoyment from the story and to show the readers of my other stories that I am not permanently MIA (and will 100% return to those stories in the future).
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A Certain Asura Discovers His Origin
Half Asuran Half human. Shoto is the pinnacle of humanities strength and the slave of the Asuran deities. One path will assure him his revenge and the other will save the entirety of the human race. What must he choose to satisfy both his needs? Abandon humanity and embrace godhood Or Disregard his heritage and bring humanity back from the crux of decimation? The War between the basilisk clan and the dragon clan rages on. The fight between them will level the mortal world. Will the heroes of earth be able to prevent the inevitable destruction? Shoto must prevail or the lives of his friends will be snuffed out under the might of the higher beings…
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Bts oneshots
sweet and smut one shots of bts. Boy×boyRecommendations are allowed.
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