《Absurd Haikus, an Autobiography》absurd haiku #19
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Woke early again today.
Curse lack of sleep?
No, chance to write poems.
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Reincarnated as a Red Dragon, Discipline Makes Me Stronger!
Because of an accident, Max transmigrated to the Lous Land and became a newborn red dragon. He could’ve just grown up and matured normally, and he would already be at the top of the food chain, but then he obtained the Discipline Makes You Stronger System.«Congratulations to the host for completing 20 push-ups daily and persisting for one week, bonus reward Red Dragon Physique +100.»«Congratulations to the host for completing daily swims in the lava and persisting for one week, bonus reward Dragon Breath damage x10.»«Congratulations to the host for kidnapping one princess a day and persisting for one week, bonus reward Never-falling Golden Gun.»«Cough, excuse me System, I’m a Dragon, I’m fine without this reward!»Max said hurriedly. Many years later, the name of Max the Red Dragon echoed through the multiverse. Only the mother dragon standing beside tilted her head and said with a puzzled face, «What, what in the world did I give birth to?»
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Observation of a Demon Tortoise
An animal as ordinary as a tortoise holds the potential to become a powerful demon. This is the observation of one such tortoise that lived a long life of hardship and desire, falling to the dark side and becoming a creature that nothing could oppose. However, no matter how powerful it was in its later days, in its early life, it was a vulnerable animal that risked its life nearly every day. This is a record from birth to demonification to death. A full biography of this magnificent creature in all its glory. Credits to EpicKiller11 for the cover.
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A Raymond's Raven - (The Exploration of Magic in World War 1)
(Re-Write of Original Version)-----1917, the First World War. Witches and Magicians have been deployed from every warring nation and onto the battlefield called the Western Front. They take up their weapons of wands, staffs, and rituals to battle their own brethren under the crossfire of bullets, artillery, and mechanized warfare. And it will be told through the eyes of a certain Canadian Pilot in the pages of history, Raymond Collishaw of Black Flight.-----
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Shieldmaiden of Gondor - Aragorn Romance
In which a lady of Gondor and the meant-to-be king begin a friendship that will pull them into much more.(Completed)
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The Inconvenient Life Of A Dragoness
Tanya londis cares about very few things in her life. She sleeps like a hibernating bear, enjoys good food whenever she can afford it and spends most of her time trying to get peace and quiet away from other people. You would think with this lifestyle waking up as a dragon hatchling would be a convenience. Not quite...
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A Siren's Call
I was a normal teenage girl but one day I was kidnapped. Everything changed after that. I saw the cruelty of the world. I had learned late about what I should fear more in life. I was granted a rebirth and a screen popped up in front of me. There were two choices: ‘New Life’ and ‘Revenge’. I wonder which I should choose. **A story about a girl who lost her sanity and falls deeper and deeper into the darkness.** WARNING: This story is not for the soft hearted. There are a lot of moments where you'd question my own sanity. Heck, I was disturbed at some moments as I write this story but I can't not write it! **DOUBLE WARNING: This is a very very very very dark story.** : p.s. I do not own the cover art in any way or form and found it using the almighty google-sensei.
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