《Absurd Haikus, an Autobiography》absurd haiku #9
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Loss visits crying Cleo's harp at night.
"What plays there?"
"My broken heart."
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A Sith? During The Fall
Darth Zaros was the Empire’s Wrath; the greatest Sith Warrior and a man feared across the galaxy. He was also just my Old Republic game character until I somehow woke up as him. If that wasn’t bad enough, I was sent thousands of years into the future to the eve of the Great Jedi Purge. Alone and surrounded by enemies, can Zaros survive long enough to figure out how he got there? Can he ever find his way back? Follow along as Zaros uses his powers and more importantly, the knowledge of a fan, to navigate his way through a dangerous Universe. I'm working with a mixture of canon and legends stuff. If it hasn't been written over in canon then it will probably be free game. Because I’m reconciling various different sources, power levels won’t be blown out of proportion to the point that force users become the only relevant people in the Galaxy. I added the gore tag just in case. This is Star Wars, so there won’t be any needless blood spatters, but lightsaber duels often end with some body part cut off.
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Dawnlands, A New Beginning
Energetic Entertainment, The most popular game company in the world, decide to upgrade their popular and longest running virtual world game by introducing a greater reality into it, along with groundbreaking access hardware, never before seen, or expected. Gordon "Gordo' Rammidge, the original games longest playing person and also its number one player receives an unexpected job offer to serve, yet again, as a beta tester to some unreleased technology within the new game platform. Having to restart from the beginning, while his fellow player keep their old characters, will Gordo manage to regain his prized number one position, and will he be able to survive a year testing this new hardware......
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Grant Peart Saved the World, But He Can't Get a Girlfriend to Save His Life
There's nothing Grant Peart wants more in life than a girlfriend. Yet, for whatever reason, no woman on earth seems to want him for their boyfriend, and these rejections in spite of the fact that he's the very superhero who destroyed a meteor on a one-way course into the planet's surface. Now in peacetime, and with the world in no danger whatsoever, Grant lives out his days paying the bills with two dead-end jobs, playing video games in his spare time, and trying (and failing) to find that one woman in the world he saved who will say yes to a date with him. ----- Written work is published under a CC-BY-NC license. The public may share and distribute this work, in adapted, remixed, or original format, non-commercially however they please, so long as credit is provided to the original work. Adaptation of the original characters and scenarios in this work are encouraged.Ten years from the date of original publication (04/10/2021), the copyright will transfer to the public domain. Book cover is under full copyright of Pianofairie.
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The Strength of Duality (Newly Edited)
There is nothing especially grand about the main character. He only wanted to live happily with his family, but this kind of life was taken away from him twice. So, with a heart set on cultivating and growing as strong as possible as fast as possible he will grow to unimaginable heights take revenge and then continue growing stronger while protecting those dear to him. Here is the link to the discord I made https://discord.gg/3zwyj97Phj Cover provided by gej302.
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Dark Winter
It is always darkest before the dawn. After the divorce, Katie Fox was forced to live with her mother in New York after the judge ruled that her father, a former Army Ranger, wasn’t stable enough. They called him ‘that crazy bunker guy’ or ‘that paranoid freak.’ Whatever they called him, Christopher Fox was a Prepper. He taught those willing to listen how to survive in a catastrophe and how to prepare for the end of the world. More than that though, he was her father and she would rather spend her life in his underground bunker than another minute in that New York highrise. So, she ran away. The date is November 28th, Black Friday and hell has been unleashed on the world. A freak storm mixes with a deadly virus that turns its victims into mindless hunters of flesh. Katie will have to use everything her father taught her to survive and reach the safety of his underground bunker. Note from the author: Thanks for stopping by! The plan is to upload a chapter every Saturday or Sunday (as my schedule allows). Hope you enjoy the story!
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The Advice Column V
Mad?Conflicted?Sad?Annoyed?Angry?Heart broken?Confused?If so, check out our guidelines so we can give you the best chill pill of your life. . .in the form of advice, of course. 🙂Please read our Guidelines chapter on how to submit an advice request before submitting a request.
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