《Absurd Haikus, an Autobiography》absurd haiku #3
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Jamaican ladies dance on sparkling shores. Hunching poets' virtues wane.
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Necromancer and Co.
In a time before the existence of the present, the gods decided to create a plane of existence where all their creations could exist in the same place. In it, all would be fair, and all gaps between races and technological advancements could be crossed with a single system that the gods had created. Every year, the gods would choose a new race to put in their land, and in this new group of beautifully unlucky people, Alen, his friends, and a few people from Earth have finally met their turn to be tossed into the playground of the gods. Unfortunately though, Alen was thrust into a forest of corpse-eating bears and horribly smelly undead on his first day, one of the many danger-zones of the continent the gods had chosen to throw them in. It would be easy to say that he simply died within the first day, or that he'd starved to death or whatever, but let's be honest... That story would be no fun to tell, yes? (Re-write of my first fiction with the same name.)
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Reluctantly Helping the Villainess and Others
Transmigrated into the Aurelian Empire, a fictional place in a book series, Gettorix Batvi is plagued with too much knowledge. Back on Earth, he read just about every piece of media related to Aurelia. Ignorance would be bliss. But, he knows of the problems faced by many in the empire. He even knows how to solve some of them. But, Gettorix has never been the leading man before and he never planned on it. The first priority is navigating the Royal Academy and its infamous villainess Catarina Severian. But that's just the first step. If he can solve those problems, court intrigue, noble squabbles, heinous crimes, and empire level threats are all down the road waiting to disrupt his new life.
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The Labyrinth of Dreams
Having caught one attempted murderer and proven to the world he isn’t one himself, things are looking up for Kayden. Sure, recent revelations about his spell mean he needs to rethink his entire worldview and his future, but he’s been doing that every couple of months since getting his scholarship, so he’s had practice. From here on, it should be smooth sailing; nothing to worry about but trying to keep up in his magic lessons and not letting his smart mouth start any blood feuds with rich kids at parties. But something’s going on. The Fiore is convinced that Kayden’s a key player in a political game he wants nothing to do with, Max is openly fighting with his idol over things he won’t fully explain, and the words of prophecies past keep haunting Kayden’s dreams. Something big is coming, and to figure it out, Kayden, Max and Kylie will have to venture places that make his Initiation look like child’s play. And make a decision that will irrevocably alter all their lives.
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Qinrock
A series of short standalone (mostly) stories taking place in a world of darkness and sorcery, monsters and demons, faeries and witches, knights and nobles. A new story every week written following certain rules: 1. Once a story is started it must be finished 2. There can be no written plans for the story except for the story itself 3. A story cannot be edited or changed significantly while it is being written 4. Anything goes in Qinrock
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The Mafia Leader, Damien.
Sequel of His girlDamien Russo, his name makes people scared. Almost everyone knows him either for being a successful billionaire or for being the powerful, heartless Mafia Leader.Sneak peek⬇Why are you helping? Why are you wasting your time on me when you could have ignored everything." I dare to ask him. He stared at me for a solid 3 minutes before he moved away from the wall and made his way to me. He didn't stop till he successfully caged me between the table and him."Because since I've laid my eyes on you, I've promised myself that I would look after you and protect you from everyone." He stated, his face dangerously close to mine."W-why?" I managed to ask.He didn't reply to me but instead, he started to lean in, making my heart beating fast in my chest. My hands were on my side, on the table, gripping it tightly. He put one of his hand on my cheek and made me look at him. He leaned and crashed his lips on mine.
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Beating Heart - Andre Harris x OC
Morgan West is the younger sister of the West twins, Jade and Isaac. The twins are very protective of their younger sister and vice versa. Morgan finally joins Hollywood Arts and falls for her brother's best friend. Does the musician feel the same?
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