The two youtubers walked into the petite ice cream shop, and ordered two small sundaes (because, have you SEEN America's portion sizes???), and sat in the nearest booth. When it finally arrived, they dug their spoons in, eating hungrily. [a/n: yes shut up eating hungrily is a thing] Phil glanced up, and noticed the chocolate syrup on Dan's nose. Giggling, he tried to wipe it, but Dan kept moving his face, smearing onto Phil. He then took a spoonful of whipped cream and wiped it onto Phil's cheek.

"Daniel James, I KNOW you did not just do that."

Dan just smirked at him, slowly licking his spoon clean.

"Screw it," he thought.

He took a large spoonful of strawberry ice cream and wiped it down the side of the other man's face. By the time their sundae bowls were empty, they were being escorted out of the shop, trying hard to stifle their laughter.

"oops."

"Really. And how are we supposed to know birthday-related ice cream fights aren't allowed? That's just mis-advertising."

"Back to the hotel?"

"Please."