Y/N-What the hell is this

???-Why are you here

Noufumi-Who are you

Just then a big Filolial walks out of the woods

Fitoria-I'm the filolial queen named Fitoria

Y/N-Ok big bird but call off your chickens before I fry them

Filo-You're going to fry me

Y/N-No no no I don't actually mean but I will do to them not you

Filo-Ok but it's weird hearing you talk about frying my people

Y/N-It was the first that popped into my head

Fitoria-Are you done yet

Y/N-Yes and the reason were here is to give filo a bath

Fitoria-And what is her reason for being

She points to p/n

Y/N-Are you really a girl

P/N-Yes and I can back that up

Smoke surrounds p/n then disappear to see a black haired woman with a white jacket on her back

(Shush child we work with whatever we have)

Y/N-Hey you have you seen a black Dino around here

P/N-Dummy it's me P/N

Y/N-Damn,I never though you looked like that

P/N-What's that supposed to mean

Y/N-You look pretty and strong but the outfit is great but a red shirt would go better with the white if you're wearing black pants

P/N blushes than turn her attention to fitoria

P/N-What do you want

Fitoria-To speak with the future filolial queen

Noufumi-Filo is going to be a queen

Fitoria-Yes now would you all come with me

Filo-Can you transform like me

Fitoria-Yes I can

She transformed into her human version or whatever you call it

Y/N-Your a kid

Fitoria-I'm older then you

Y/N-Then you should be dead

Fitoria-What do you mean

Raphtalia-He's basically be here seen the beginning of time

P/N-You have

Y/N-Yeah but I haven't aged a day

Fitoria-Just who are you

Y/N-Savior of universe's and slayer of demons the

That scared fitoria

Fitoria-I thought you were a myth

Y/N-If I was a myth none of you would be here and this place would be in hell

Fitoria-Why are you here there's no demons anywhere

Y/N-I know but there is going to be an icon very soon

Fitoria-Where

Y/N-That's what I don't know

Time skip

You see P/N with a red shirt on instead of a black one

Y/N-You took my advice

P/N-I didn't do it for you now shut up

Y/N-Ok I will but you look funny filo with that cowlick

Filo-Every time I pull it out it just grows back

P/N-Where are we going

Mel-To see my mother the queen

P/N-Ok so what for

Noufumi-To clear my name

Raphtalia-There's the boarder up ahead

Noufumi-Any shortcuts

Raphtalia-Yeah but it will take days to get there

Mel-Just go to the border

Noufumi-Fine

When you get to the border the knights take out ther weapons and tell you to hand over the princess then motoyasu and his party show up then they start to fight but you felt something coming

Y/N-Noufumi tell filo to grab everyone an man a shield prison

Filo-You sense that too

Y/N-You kind of gain that ability while you're in hell

Malty-What are you doing

Y/N-

Everyone was quite then noufumi created a shield prison

Noufumi-There's not enough room for us all

P/N-Then I will leave

Y/N-No it should be me I can survive hell and it's strongest demons

P/N-Be safe or I'm going to kick your ass

Raphtalia-What she said

Y/N-Ok I will now prepare for impact

I giant beam falls down from the sky

P/N-I hope Y/N is ok

Mel-Me too

Then it stops

Filo-Is it over

Noufumi-I think so

They go out to see you gone

P/N-Noooo Y/N you dumb ass

Mel-Why did you do it

???-One demon down one more to go

Malty-You could have killed me and the spear hero

???-That would have been better but the devil of the shield saved you

Noufumi-Who are you wait a minute you're that priest from the church

Priest-I'm am gods hand of justice and I will help repent for your sins

Then Ren and Itsuki show up

Ren-Sorry not going to happen

Itsuki-Yeah and now we know the truth

Motoyasu-What is it

Ren-That noufumi was step up and a little more

Noufumi-Now someone has a brain

Malty-Explain

After explaining

Ren-We need to come up with a plan to stop him

Itsuki-Yeah any ideas noufumi

Noufumi-Raphtalia and filo you attack together while I cover you ,P/N you help them

P/N-I'm going to kick his ass

Motoyasu-What are you doing noufumi

Noufumi-I don't need someone help when they don't even want to listen to me

Ren-Look we're sorry but we are going to have to work together on this

Noufumi-Well help yourself cause I'm not

Ren-Listen I know you don't like us bu-

Noufumi-Fine let's make it quick so I can leave

Priest-Are you done making peace with yourself

Motoyasu-We are going to kick your ass but why do I hear boss music

Just then you come out of the ground pissed

Priest-How are you still alive but no matter I will kill you now

Y/N-I really hate priests so

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Y/N-

Everyone was scared shitless even people in different countries were scared

Priest-To bad you can't do that you can't even beat me I have gods blessing

Y/N-

Priest-You didn't kill god

You opened a portal to see a dead body of god then stand on his body

Y/N-

Motoyasu-What are you going to do

Y/N-

You slowly glow red

Filo-What's happening to master

Noufumi-Just stay here and enjoy the blood bath

You charged at the priest with the super shotgun then shot his leg off then slam him into the ground while beating the ever living shit out of him

Priest-Impossible should be able to get past my shield

Y/N-

The priest hobbled away while shooting a volley of arrows at you

P/N-Move Y/N

Y/N-You die now

You pulled out the BFG but before you can shoot him he was covered in ice

Noufumi-Y/N wait I want to try something

Noufumi used blood sacrifice and kills the priest

Y/N-You're dead,that's good amen(Reference)

P/N runs and hugs you along with everyone else

P/N-Dumb ass I thought you died

Y/N-Nope I just was looking at my gun before I got buried

Mel-I was worried about you

Y/N-I had worse

Noufumi-Well that move got me drained for real

Y/N-No shit I mean the move is called blood sacrifice

Noufumi-Yeah yeah now be quite I'm tired

???-Sorry for coming late shield hero

Raphtalia-Who are you

Mirellia-I'm queen Mirellia Q Melromarc

Mel-Mother

Malty-Mother

Y/N-Hi

Mirellia-Mel who is this

You covered by dirt and burn marks

Mel-Umm this is uhh the Doom slayer mother

Mirellia-Are you sure

Mel-Yes give me a minute

Mel sprays you down with

Y/N-I never been so clean before I was always covered by blood or guts but I'm clean again

Mirellia-It's really you

Y/N-The one an only

Mirellia-I'm pleased to meet you slayer

Y/N-I have a feeling that she wants to do more

Mel-Me too

P/N-Me three

Time skip

Noufumi-So what do you want from us

Y/N-Yeah

Mirellia-Well i want to clear your name's and

She whispered something into noufumi ear then noufumi walks off

Y/N-What was that

Mirellia-Time will tell now slayer would you meet me in my room at night

Y/N-Yeah ok i will

Mirellia-Good I didn't want to force you

She said in a creepy tone

Y/N-Yes ma'am

She leaves then glass shows up

Glass-I'm back

Then P/N comes out to see you

P/N-Hey Y/N I have something to tell you

Y/N-Dear god,shit i killed god

Glass-Who is this woman

P/N-Who is this whore

Glass-Who are you calling a whore you dino bitch

P/N-Dino bitch oh I'm going to

Y/N-Ladies stop there's enough for you to share now apologize to each other

P/N-I'm sorry for calling you a whore

Glass-I'm sorry for calling you a dino bitch

Y/N-Now come here

They both come to you

Y/N-My little sun shines

They both blushed

P/N-Does that mean

Y/N-Yes it means that I will take you both as mine

Glass-O-Ok

P/N-I-I mean I got no problems with that

Y/N-Ok then it's settled but I have to go

P/N-Where

Y/N-To the queen's room

Glass-Ok see you real soon

Y/N-(Mind)What does that mean

You walk into the queen's room to see this

Mirellia-You made me wait slayer and you know what that means

Y/N-Please have mercy

Glass-There is no mercy for you

P/N-Let's have fun Y/N

Y/N-So that's what you meant

You tried to run but glass stopped you

Glass-Not so fast

She pushed you onto the bed

Y/N-Please be gentle

P/N-No can do buckaroo

Y/N-Damn it!!!