《Rising of the Shield Hero: Oneshots》Never Mess With Me
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Staring blankly at Motoya attempting to flirt with my daughter-err.. Filo..
I grew a tick mark as my right eye kept on twitching from annoyance, I whacked the blonde hero with the body of my covered katana yelling,
"DON'T TAINT MY DAUGHTER!"
"HOW DARE YOU!"
"SHE'S ONLY A CHILD FOR FUCKS SAKE!!"
"ASSHOLE!!!"
And many incoherent words, but after a few whacks and yelling, I was held back by Raphtalia and Naofumi, who were both trying to stiffle their laughters.
"It's the whore.." I heard Motoya statrd under his breath, not enough to be heard by others but was crystal clear for me.
I clenched my fist and glared at the blonde, burning hatred with passion clear at my eyes.
Then I sent an uppercut at him making him fall.
Luckily we were outside without anyone but my three companions.
"Y/N/-chan/-San!" The three yelled but I ignored them.
I placed my armor boot on top of the fallen spear hero's head and rubbed it in the floor cackling evilly.
"Ya like that Hon? I can show ya more things, maybe some nightmares!" I unsheathed my katana and stabbed it one inch away from the side of his head, and passed through the ground. His eyes held fear as his lips quivered making me grin at his vulnerability.
"Ish the shpear hewo afwaid?" I coed and picked him up. My face turning stoic from the hatred at my heart.
I was suprise Filo, Raphtalia, and Naofumi hadn't stopped me now, but I'm glad they didn't.
"You really wanted me to show my Monsterity(?), Don't ya?" My Bangs fell at my glowing red eyes, as scales appeared at my face, showing more monsterity.
"W-What.." Was the only thing could say from his frightened face.
"Too bad I still need all of you." I slapped him lightly, then punched him hard one last time. He was now blue and bruised.
"Next time you want a rematch, just call me."
"Motoya-sama!!!"
Ahh, the bitch is here..
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Hmm.. I hope you liked this..? 😂
~チェルシー🖤
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