Me: *dies*

Wendy: "MICHELLE~SAN!"

Lucy: "Not again plus we just got back from out job that took so long"

Natsu: "Yep I took down the bad guys with smartness"

Lucy: I don't like this natsu that much the stupid and idiotic person is who I like

Cobra: "Lucy"

Lucy: "Shut up cobra"

Cobra: "Fine"

Wendy: "Ok just by looking at the ship it's horrible"

Everyone: "Yep"

Laxus: Stupid freed i swear if he touch's her I'll kill him

Me: *eyes open a bit* "I think I'm alive" *looks at laptop and stutters while talking* "nope I'm still dead all pourpose dragon slayer-"

Natsu: Poor Michelle

Cobra: " Im going to say this now but galaxy is 13 years old not 12 same age as Wendy"

Everyone except for cobra and me: " Oooh"

Natsu: "Fire dragon slayer out"

Laxus: "Lighting dragon slayer out"

Wendy: "Sky dragon slayer out"

Sting: "Holy dragon slayer out"

Rouge: "Shadow dragon slayer out"

Lucy: "Water dragon slayer out"

Gajeel: "Iron dragon slayer out"

Cobra: "Posin dragon slayer out"

Everyone except for me: "BYE!"

Me: "Im dying here" *falls into a coma*

Everyone except from me: AAAAAAHHHHHHH WAKE UP MICHELLE DONT DYE

Me: *talks in coma* bye minna