Heya! This was suggested by @shoutoislove Thank you so much for suggesting this UwU.

The important news will be at the end enjoy~

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Me: Whoop whoop another ship.

Natsu: Haha... haha... I'm going to kill you Rouge.

Rouge: What?

Natsu: hahaha...

Rouge: Are you okay Natsu?

Me: I'm pretty sure we broke Natsu.

Rouge: K.

Me: O.o

Rouge: What?

Me: DONT 'K' ME YOU BETCH!

Rouge: tf-

Me: Also why are you talking more?

Rouge: Because I'm involved in this ridiculous ship.

Me: Okay.

Sting: WAiT but those two liek... barely talked..

Me: Yeetus deletus.

Rouge: I prefer Frosch anyway.

Me: You're such a loner.

Rouge: Stfu.

Me: The rest of you ReAcT..

Wendy: I.. I don't know what to say except.. cute?

Me: Okay.

Wendy: Wait Author Chan isn't going to fight it?

Me: I honestly lost all my energy to care. So yea I'm not fighting it.

Wendy: O-Okay.

Laxus: I'm 100% sure that Author was losing sleep for no reason.

Me: sure sure.

Laxus: See. She doesn't even care about life anymore!

Me: I never cared. :)

Laxus: You're seem so depressed today.

Me: I'm just dead inside.

Laxus: Okay...

Natsu in the background: haha...

Me: Someone help Natsu.

Everyone else: NAh.

Me: Fuck you all. I don't wanna keep hearing psychotic laughs in my background.

...

Wendy: Author Chan are you sure you're okay?

Me: ya.

*Gajeel walks in*

Gajeel: Am I late.

Me: Very.

Gajeel: K.

Me: Don't k me betch.

Gajeel: Whatever.

*sounds of me dying*

Gajeel: Anyways, What's today's ship?

Wendy: *points to board*

Gajeel: Oh. Wtf.

Wendy: Uhuh. I feel like that's who she feels internally. *points to me*

Cobra: Should we get her to a hospital?

Everyone else: NAh.

Me: gEt NaTsU tO a HoSpItAl!

Camera man: Ma'am are you sure you want to continue this episode?

Me: YeSsssss.

Camera Man: O-Okay.

Cobra: I honestly have no words for today's episode.

Wendy: Uhuh... Author Chan has been pretty stressed from her training.

Gajeel: What training?

Wendy: I mean she hasn't been drinking tea lately.

Me: Skskskssksksksskk.

Gajeel: Stfu.

Me: No you.

Gajeel: Uno reverse card.

Me: No u.

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