Me: Finally we get sum gay shit in here.

Natsu: ... I wanna kill myself more than ever.

Me: Why tHo¿

Natsu: Because of Gray.

Me: aH. I thought you wanted to commit die because of this ship.

Natsu: That tOo-

Me: DoypuhavesomethingagainstLGBTQships¿

Natsu: wtf-

Wendy: Why... just why do I suffer?

Me: I'm sorry Wendy I'm too broke to rent more AirPods from my friends.

Wendy: N-no... I just... I just wanna die now...

Me: NOOO Wendy!! I LOVE YOUUU!! YOU CANT DIE!! :'(

Wendy: I'll just crawl into a hole.. and not come out... until.... when this series is over.

Me: Thisserieswillneverend.

Wendy: AND I TRUSTED YOU!!

Me: I'm sorry Wendy... you can crawl into a hole. Just... don't die.

Wendy: Ok... bai bai~

Me: bai~

Me: Godamnit the only innocent and pure soul is gone now.

Laxus: That's what you get for being an imbecile.

Me: stfu Laxus no one asked you.

Laxus: Idgaf.

Me: WeLl I dO!

Laxus: What's your problem?

Me: Me.

Laxus: We all know that but what's your problem currently.

Me: Everything and everyone in this universe.

Laxus: SO you hate everyone-

Me: Yes. Yes I do.

Laxus: DO you actually mean that-

Me: No. I just say it cause... reasons.

Me: Now react to this holy ship that my eyes has been blessed with.

Laxus: Why-

Me: Do it! Or no cookies!

Laxus: WAiT not the cookies-

*holds cookies over fire*

Me: I wIlL dO iT iF yOu dOnUt rEaCt!

Laxus: FiNe!

Laxus: uhm this ship... I just have nothing to say other then, you're gay.

Me: You didn't know they were gay?

*Gray appears*

Gray: Fuck you for doing this to me.

Me: You're welcome Gray.

Gray: And Laxus I'm not gay! U r.

Natsu: oi Gray! When did you get here?

Gray: 10 years ago why are you asking?

Natsu: NiCe and, Gray your clothes.

Gray: FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT-

Me: DoNt sWeAr u lItTlE sHit!

Me: Begone tHoT! *uses wattpad powers*

*gray dies*

Me: OkaY back to reacting! ^^

Sting: I have no other words then saying.. one. do any other ship. Two. Stop it get sum help. And three. I hAvE cRiPpLiNg dEpReSsIoN.

Me: 1. Uhm I do different ships ever episode. 2. IoN nEeD tHy hElP. And 3. We all do.

Sting: ...

Me: :3

Sting: Wtf is with you and emojis-

Me: stfu no one asked you.

Sting: what¿

Me: Sing what do you think of this ship¿

Sting: Well... it's gay. And that's okay. Cause gay makes.... Gray¿

Me: That was horrible but ok...

Rouge: I give up on you Author Chan.

Me: I gave up a long time ago :3.

Rouge: Very nice. Now if you excuse I'm gonna go find hell.

Me: Butyoyrealreadyinhell.

Rouge: I need better hell.

Me: How tf does that work-

Rouge: stfu no one asked you.

Me: *le gasp* how dare YOU steal my LINE¿¡ >:(

Rouge: idc.

Me: ;—;

*Rouge went to find more hell*

Gajeel: Well those two are gay fucks.

Me: THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER WE DO NOT SWEARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Gajeel: You're in middle school and you swear.

Me: Ya sO¿

Gajeel: Why in hell-

Me: Myschoolisreallymessedupandihateeveryoneinit.

Gajeel: NiCe.

Cobra: stfu I'm tryna take a nap.

Me: You can never rest in this household.

Cobra: Well fuck you too.

Me: I didn't say anything-

Cobra: *puts on AirPods*

Me: RICH KID!

*Cobra doesn't hear*

Me: >:o *gets triggered*

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Me: Anyways I hope you all enjoyed. I'm trying to post every week since I like multi tasking and not finishing my work. SooOo yEa! See y'all next time ily all so so so very much bai bai!

Slayers: Baiiii~

Wendy: I wanna commit die now.