Me: Heyo~ I'm back biOtCh! It's been so long and I got my grades up to almost All A's but one B :'D. None of y'all probs read this anymore but oh whales. Anyways on to the damn reactions.

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Natsu: WAiT who tf are they again¿

Everyone: You fucking idiot-

Wendy: W-WAiT! It's the Gray that doesn't strip like our Gray right?

Me: Ya.

Wendy: And the Juvia that isn't Uhm... uh...

Me: Completely in Love? *coughs* stalks and is in love *coughs*

Wendy: Y-Yeah. *sweatdrops*

Gajeel: I don't even care. I ship our Gray and Juvia why not ship these hoomans.

Cobra: You said you didn't care but you clearly do-

Gajeel: stfu

Cobra: Make me bIsH.

Gajeel: You wAnNa fItE pUnK¿

Cobra: CuM aT mE bRo.

Everyone else: Why tf did you spell come cu-

Me: ITS MY FUCKING WATTPAD SHIT STFU!

Everyone else: *sweatdrops & sighs at my stupidity*

Wendy: Uhm... Otherwise I approve! I just hope Gray doesn't get heartbroken by Juvia.

Me: Which ones? Our stripper Gray and Stalker Juvia- I mean VERY undressed Gray and most lovely lovey dovey Juvia¿

Wendy: What's wrong with you Author Chan?

Me: Everything.

*silence*

Me: *Oh shit my weird sadness has cum out*

Me: *slaps thyselves*

Everyone else: NANI¿¡ DAFUQ¿¡

Me: Happiness and Mystic Messenger~

Everyone else: What¿

Me: OH SHIT WRONG CHAT-

Everyone else: Can we just react..¿

Me: FiNe gO AhEaD... ;—;

Laxus: Seeing as how you horribly described them-

Me: What did you say you little shit?

Laxus: Uhh... HOW YOU FANTASTICALLY DESCRIBED THEM, I guess I ship.

Me: :))

Laxus: You're ducking creepy...

Me: Ik *insterts Lenny face*

Laxus: And you try too hard.

Me: How did you know?

Laxus: O.o

Me: :)))

Natsu: I still don't know who they are.

Sting & Rouge: None of us know either Author Chan!

Me: Well boo hoo hoo.

Sting: Why tf are we here if we can't even react to anything!

Rogue: Remember she's paying us with cookies that's why we're tolerating her.

Me: Yep.

Sting: You aren't denying it..¿

Me: No... Because we all know I pay you guys with shitty food anyways. ^^

Laxus: Again, you try too hard.

Me: STFU I SUCC OKAY!?

Laxus: Yeah you suck dick-

Me: I'm in middle school.

Laxus: O.o

Me: :))

Laxus: Then why do you swear so much-

Me: Ivebeenexposedtotoomanyshitinmylifefrommyfriendsandtheyalltortureme.

Laxus: OKaY...

Rogue: I'm leaving now bye hoes.

Me: Bai bai!~

Sting: •~•

Me: :>

Natsu: I still don't know who they are-

Me: Just imagine Gray not stripping and being attached to Juvia. And Juvia not being a stalker and basically hates Gray.

Natsu: Ohhh I get it- I still don't get it.

Me: >:|

Me: Leave pAtHeTiC fOoL.

Natsu: FiNe with me!

Me: LEAF WHORE!

Gajeel: Should we be saying this in front of the little twerp. *points to Wendy*

Me: Oh don't worry she has AirPods on and she's listening to baby shark do do do do do do do do do do do do do-

Gajeel: OKaY I get it.

Me: Okay that's enough for today! Ily all sm and until next time bai bai~

Slayers: Baiii!~