Me: HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP!!! I just wanna ask not to be rude!! Why do people ship them?

Laxus: I don't know didn't you say before writing that you are the queen of ships.

Me: Geez... And noooooo.... I totally didn't say that...

Me: ...

Laxus: So?

Me: Wait why are the one talking?? Is it cause Mira is in it??

Laxus: N-No! I just felt like talking for once. Don't get use to it.

Me: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE YOURE OBVIOUSLY JELOUS BOIIIII!!!

Natsu: Laxus jealous?! HA!! Never thought to see the day come!!

Laxus: Shut up Natsu! Author Chan!

Me: Huehue... no.

*Laxus gets triggered*

Wendy: Uhm.... I can see them as friends and nothing more tbh...

Gajeel: And I could've gave 2 sh**.

Me: SHUT UP GAJEEL NO SWEARING!! WE DO NOT SINNNNN!!!

Gajeel: But we all sweared in our other episodes...

Me: Ya but dis is different dumb f-

Wendy: OKIII!! Uhm who else needs to react??

Sting & Rouge: I don't care anymore.

Cobra: Yup I'm out and I don't care about this ship.

Me: Ugh... well soon you will care... HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEEEEEEE....

ANYWAYS THATS ALL FOR DIS ONE!!! ILY ALL SO MUCH!! BAI BAIII!!!

Everyone else: BAIIIIII!!!