Natsu: Wait... isn't she obsessed with Ice Freak?

Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! I HATE THIS SHIP!!! I have nothing against this ship... it's just no... no... no...

Gajeel: This is just... why does this ship exist?

Me: *Ahem* Because when Lyon first saw Juvia I'm pretty it was like love at first sight *not* and then he started to like her....

Gajeel: Geez I didn't actually mean it.

Me: *Intensely INHALES* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Everyone else: You unleashed the devil Gajeel.

Gajeel: Umm... What the duck do I do now?

Everyone else: run...

Gajeel: Okay so long suckas!! *runs as fast as he can*

Me: Wow... did I really scare him that badly?

Everyone else: Wait... So you weren't going to kill him..?

Me: PFFT... Of course I wasn't....

Me: ANYWAYS BACK TO REACTIONS!!

Wendy: Uhh... Kawaii..?

Me: *smh* you have so much to learn child...

Wendy: Umm.... okay..

Sting: I don't really care about those two Honestly... AND WE NEED MORE SABERTOOTH SHIPS COME ON ITS JUST LITERALLY FAIRY TAIL!!

Me: You're in the anime FT be grateful child...

Sting: And you're not in FT nor are you in a relationship...

Me: HEEEEYY!!! Wait actually... NAH I'm an Awkward potato no one would date me.

*sulks in da corner*

Rouge: I really don't care... at all....

Cobra: Same.

Laxus: Why are we even here..?

Me: Cause me is lonely and me is doing this for an experiment.

*Everyone backs away*

Me: HEYYY!! IM NOT THAT SCARY... I think... I still have friends..

Me: ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU GUYS ENHOED TODAY'S REACTION AND I KNOW I HAVENT BEEN POSTING LATELY... *cough* school *cough*

ANYWAYS I WILL TRY UPDATE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BAIIIIIIIII!!!!