THANK YOU TO @Modern_Lucy FOR Z SUGGESTION!!!

Everyone else: ARIGATO!!

Me: SOOOO LETS GET ON WITH IT!!

Me: Ok I get why they ship them but like... THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!

Natsu: *mumbles Luce belongs to me*

Me: Whaddya say?

Natsu: NOTHING AND THIS SHIP IS RETARDED!!

Gajeel: Your hair is retarded...

Natsu: YOUR LIFE IS RETARDED!!

Me: You're taking this way too far.

Gajeel: Oh and he said Lucy belonged to him.

*Lucy in background*: IM NOT A GODDAMN ITEM NATSU!!

Me: How did you get here?

Lucy: Uhh... BYE!! *disappears*

Me: Okkk?

Me: ANYWAYS YAS YAS YAS NATSU LOVES LUCY!! HAHA!! YA OWE ME 5 BUCKS JUVIA!!

*Juvia in background*: At least she doesn't love my Gray-Sama. Here Author Chan.

Me: HAHA NOW THE REST OF YOU REACT!!

Wendy: I thought they were like sisters...

Me: I guess.

Sting: Yeaaah all of these crazy ships are freaking me out...

Rouge: How much more crazier can it get?

Me: *Smirks* Hehe... So much worse. Cause my readers are the best!!

Laxus: Suuure they are... And this ship is gonna kill me...

Me: HEY THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOU!!

Cobra: I'm not even gonna ask.

Me: You better not...

ALRIGHT THATS ALL FOR TODAY ILY ALL SO MUCH GOOOOOOOOOOOOD BYEEEEEEEEE!!!

Everyone else: BYEEEEE

Natsu in background: *making out with Lucy*

Me: *records* MIRA!!!