Me: OKAY OKAY OKAY!!! Number 1. This ships is flipping insane. Number 2. I ship 'em like sisters. And Number 3. THANK YOU TO FO Z SUGGESTION!!

Everyone else: ARIGATO!!

Me: Alright now everyone else react ima go drink some tea...

*Me walks away*

Sting: Doesn't tea have caffeine?

*Me in background*: NO ONE CARES ABOUT LOGIC NOW REACT TO THE SHIP NOT TO ME!!

Sting: Umm... I don't ship this at all. Nor do I care about these ships. If it involves a person I know then I'll-

Me: SHADDUP OR ILL STAB YOU LIKE TO DID TO THE OTHER TWO IDOTIC DRAGON SLAYERS!!

Sting: Alright geez...

Natsu: Wonder what happened to Gajeel and this ship is weird.

Gajeel: *comes back with a bunch of bandages* I. Hate. You. Author Chan. And I hate this ship.

*Natsu in background*: Oh there he is.

Wendy: Is it because I'm in the ship? *starts to cry*

everyone else: YOU MADE HER CRY!!!

Wendy: WAAAASAA AND CHELIA IS LIKE A OLDER SIS TO ME!!!

*Me has a dark aura*: Now. DIE!!!

*Me chases Gajeel with le sword*

Camera Man: I feel like she's just gonna kill Natsu and Gajeel so the rest of you are good.

*nods*

Rouge: Yeah this ship is pretty messed up.

Laxus and Cobra: Agreed.

Me in background: ILY ALL SO MUCH GOOOOOOOOOODBYEEEEEEE!!!