Me: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG X10000000000000 YASSSSS I SHIP THIS 101%!!!

Slayers: *sweat drops* This women is crazy..

Me:IM NOT CRAZY AND AN FYI IM 11 (me birthday was on Dec 24) SO IM NOT A WOMEN YET IM A CHILD LIKE WENDY!!

Gajeel: *mumbles* but you swear a lot...

Me: *eyes Gajeel* Do you want me to get Erza?

Gajeel: N-NO MA'AM!!

Me: Call me Ma'am again and I'll snap your neck in half.

*Silence*

Me: LETS GET BACK TO REACTING BAKOS!! Except for you Wendy you're smarter than everyone here.

Wendy: *smiles*

Everyone else: *sweat drops*

Me: NOW REACT!!

Natsu: Tbh, this is the best ship. Sorry Lucy!!

Lucy in background: WAAAAAAA!!

Me: *grabs a sword* (sponsored by Erza) NOW DIE!!

*As I chase Natsu around everyone else reacts*

Wendy: Um.. Kawaii?!

Me in background stabbing Natsu: BERRY KAWAII!!

Gajeel: Meh...

Laxus: Now I don't even care...

Cobra: Is he that person who talks to people in their mind?

Everyone except for the dead Natsu: Yes.

Sting: I guess it's a good ship?

Rouge: Sure...

Me: ALRIGHT THANK YOU TO !!!!

Everyone else: ARIGATO!!!

Me: WE HAVE MORE SUGGESTIONS SO STAY READING!!! *or die*

*everyone backs away* OKAY I LUV U ALL SO MUCHHH GOOOOOOOOODBBYYYYYYYEEEEE!!!