Me: Lyon will be forever alone sooo why not?!

Natsu: Meh. I don't understand this ship but it sounds good!!

Cobra: I travel along with Jellal and I doubt that Meredy would like Lyon.

Me: *has a dark aura* What did you say Cobra? *grabs a knife out of nowhere*

Cobra: HOW TF DID YOU GET THAT THING?!

Me: Ohh I used Ezra's magic. *Shouts: THANKS ERZA!!*

*Erza in the background: Your welcome. Anything for Author-Chan*

Slayers: RUN COBRA!!!

Cobra: IM ON IT!!

Me: GRRR.... GET BACK EHRE YOU MUST SHIP THIS!!!

*Author-Chan does a battle cry while chasing Cobra. And Cobra shall scream like a little girl.*

Gajeel: Sure why not. AND WOULD YA STOP SCREAMING LIKE A GIRL COBRA ITS ANNOYING!! YOU TOO AUTHOR CHAN STOP DOUNG YOUR BATTLE CRY!!

Me: SHUT TF UP GAJEEL!!

Wendy: U-Uh KAWAII!!

Sting: Meh. I'm cool with it.

Rouge: Sure.

Laxus: *grabs popcorn* *munch* *munch* This is funny watching. And I'll ship it.

Cobra: MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW AUTHOR CHAN VOTE AND COMMENT!!

Me: GET BACK HERE COBRA!!