Me: KILL ME!!! I HATE THIS SHIP!!! WHY IS THIS A SHIP!!! I WILL FIND ANYONE WHO INTERFERES MY SHIPS AND KILL THEM!!!!!!!

Gajeel: I'm with ya Author-Chan.

Me: Wait... YOU ADMIT IT!! YOU LOVE LEVY!! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

Gajeel: IT WASNT LIKE THAT!!

Natsu: Well then... I'll ship Gajeel and Levy. But not Levy and Jet.

Wendy: Uh... Kawaii?

Sting: Uh... yeah. Never make Gajeel mad. Or actually when Gajeel's mad Rouge buddy can try fight him.

Rouge: No... I regret fighting him.

Laxus: Like I said. Jet is pretty weak. Unlike Levy at least she can do something.

Cobra: I really don't care. About like none of this.

Me: *smirks* Oh you'll care in the next reaction.

Cobra: *heard me* DA HELL NO!! YOU AINT DOING THAT!! YOU BETTER NOT DO IT OR ILL-

Me: *has a dark aura* Or you'll WHAT?!

Cobra: N-Nothing.

Me: OK ILY ALL SO MUCH!! BYE!!

*Cobra in the background*: YOU BETTER NOT DO THAT SHIP!! OR ILL KILL YOU!!