Laxus: Um... I'm not dating an alcoholic.

Natsu: This is really funny.. PFFT

Laxus: Don't you dare...

Natsu: HAHAHAHA OH MY MAVIS A PICKACHU AND AN ALCOHOLIC.

Laxus: *Punches Natsu sending him away* Idiot.

Everyone else: *Sweatdrops*

Rouge: I don't think this will work.

Sting: Ya I have to agree.

Wendy: uh? Kawaii?

Cobra: Still don't care.

Gajeel: Really? this is gotta be the worst ship.

Wendy: Does anyone know where Author-Chan is?

Cobra: I'll try hearing her.

*hears Author Chan*

*Cobra blushes*

Wendy: What happened?

Cobra: You don't wanna know.

Gajeel: It can't be that bad.

Me: What can't be bad?

Cobra: GAH!! NOTHING!!

Me: Well personally I hate this ship. And why is it even a ship?