《Confusion》Chapter 7
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On the third day of waiting Harry woke up at five in the morning on accident. He sat in bed and decided to work some more on his essay. Harry headed downstairs after he heard his aunt and uncle head down the stairs and call his name. He stuffed his stuff under his bed and headed down the stairs where he saw it.
Draco was sitting at the table and trying to order the Muggles around. "Really, eggs and toast? That's your idea of a breakfast?" No one noticed he was there until he hit the last, squeaky step. "Potter, what's wrong with these Muggles? All I asked for was some breakfast and she's giving me that." Draco looked extremely unpleased as Aunt Petunia placed a plates of breakfast in front of him. Dracos eyes quickly turned to Dudley who was staring him down. "What're you looking at chubs? Want me to thin you out a little." He said as he pulled out his wand and Dudley jumped out of his seat.
Everyone seemed petrified of Draco. Hey, Malfoy." Harry took a seat next to Draco and Petunia gave him a plate of breakfast. Uncle Vernon looked angry as he sat with his plate.
"Draco, was it?"
"Yeah, and don't forget it before I make you regret it."
"Listen, Draco, you've never been mentioned in this household and never will be again. You will leave without Harry and take your abnormalities with you," Uncle Vernon saw that Draco's pale face start turning a scarlet red and his hand gripped the fork tightly so he added, "please."
"I don't take orders from Muggles and certainly not ones that when they reproduce they create a beached whale. I will do what I wish and you can't do anything about that unless you'd like to meet my father." Aunt Petunia walked over and covered Dudley's ears. Uncle Vernon made a look towards Harry that he could tell meant that Harry was supposed to say something to Draco.
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"So, Malfoy, how has your summer been."
"Don't try to change the subject, Scareface" Draco put his hands into fists and pounded the table. "I finally understand where you get your idiocy from." With this Draco stood up and headed up the stairs.
"Where is he going?" Uncle Vernon yelled, but Harry just shrugged.
"Where the heck is your stuff? Your wand, your quills, your books, your broomstick? Oh, I found your bird." Draco yelled from up stairs and quickly the entire family ran up the stairs to see Draco raiding Harry's room.
"That's it, I'm done! Get out of my hou-" Before Vernon finished his sentence, Draco put his wand up against Vernon's throat. Harry knew that Draco couldn't do anything due to the rules, but his family had forgotten from last year. "Okay, okay, I am very sorry, Draco. Stay as long as you want." Draco removed his wand and a smirk grew on his face.
"Good, because I was just getting comfy." Draco fell back onto the bed. "Maybe we could stay here for a night or two."
"No! Draco, please!" Harry yelled and Draco looked stunned as Harry never called him by his name. Draco quickly sat up and trie to while the stunned look off his face.
"You got lucky, Dursley. I would've stayed for days. Harry, get your shit. Quickly!" Harry ran down to get his stuff from where the Dursleys had hid it.
"Ugh, I'm surprised Harry hasn't killed you all yet. I've been here for only maybe fifteen minutes and I'm already considering turning your pig of a son into an actual pig."
"That's too far, Draco. No more comments on my son or I'll-"
"You'll what? Who's the one with the weapon?" No one answered and Draco smiled. He headed down the stairs and the Dursleys followed.
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"Hm, I'm going to take this with me if you don't mind. Although I don't care if you do." Draco reached for the new tv.
"No, don't you dare. Harry said you were evil, but I didn't expect you to be this bad." Draco turned around at Dudley's words and disappointment spread over his face.
"He said I was evil?" Dudley nodded just as walked into the room.
"Oh, Potter, wanna hear a joke? This boy just said that you called me evil." Harry blushed and looked down at the floor. "So, you did? That cuts deep, but I know a way you can repay me." Right in front of the Dursleys, Draco walked over to Harry, placed his hand on Harry's chin and leaned in for a quick kiss. Harry didn't stop him and once it was done Draco turned to the Dursleys.
"W-what was that?" Uncle Vernon asked.
"It's called a kiss. Something I'd expect you'd understand considering you have a wife."
"H-Harry's gay?" Dudley looked surprised as he asked.
"No." Draco said and the entire family looked surprised. "Well I suppose I'll take this boy out of your hair." Draco grabbed Harry's wrist and pulled him out of the house while the Dursleys stared in confusion.
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