《THE BLACK PHONE IMAGINES, ONESHOTS, + PREFERENCES》when someone walks in on y'all making out:
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Finney:
*gwen walked in
*flips out
*just falls asleep on you after constant pouting
*"SHES NEVER GOING TO LOOK AT ME THE SAME!!!"
Robin:
*finney walked in
*poor Finney was traumatized
*Robin laughed
*"Hey Finn, can you blame me? DO YOU SEE THEM?"
Bruce:
*amy walked in
*he was so embarrassed
*promised to buy her a toy if she kept her mouth shut
*"this is why we do this at your house"
Vance:
*his sister walked in
*he laughed
*continued to make out with you because of her
*"Oh hey s/n, bye s/n"
Billy:
*his dog barged in and then his dad
*was so embarrassed
*refused to make out for three months after that
*"THE ONE TIME!"
Griffin:
*his mom walked in
*he got the s*x talk (on the bright side, he now knows a lot about STDS)
*died inside
*"I TOLD YOU TO LOCK THE DAMN DOOR Y/N"
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