《THE BLACK PHONE IMAGINES, ONESHOTS, + PREFERENCES》do they scare easily:
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Finney: yes, he really does
Robin: no, but it's not impossible
Bruce: yes, he would never admit it
Vance: no. If you manage to scare Vance Hopper, you're a miracle.
Billy/paperboy: yes, very, very, easily. He brings his dog everywhere for protection, and honestly he flinches at almost anything
Griffin: neutral. He freaks out and its not uncommon, but its not the easiest thing (if that makes any sense)
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