(A/N: BEWARE ! Alot of fluff here ! and a bit gore on the start (?) )

System Happy hummed happily while twirling a key with his finger. He opened one of his eyes and stared downward. His mouth immediately turned into a sneer.

It quickly disappears as it appears. Below him was a man who's face now could not be recognized, his limbs are bent in...ways you can't imagine.

Currently, System Happy is sitting on a pile of five men. In front of him is a pale faced man. His black hair, sticking on his face because he's sweating like crazy.

System Happy chuckled. Who knew, that when he was searching for the one who hurts his Host, he found a mysterious underground society.

They even planned a rebellion ! Now System Happy finally found the cause for Deus Aliga's mysterious death and why he was called to the frontlines when there's no war because the peace treaty between Kingdom Lydia and Kingdom Phane is still effective.

It was because of an unknown group trying to rebel ! Even though Kingdom Lydia won, the other side did not give up.

System Happy also found out a certain entertainer's connections with these underground society.

System Happy laughed while clutching his stomach with his bloodied hands.

He closed his eyes again. He asks the man before him with a smile that did not reach his eyes.

"Foolish humans, rejecting their own leader when they are the ones who chose him to sit on that throne. What a bunch of hypocrites. Now, Do you know Yura ?"

The man's eyes darted frantically around the room. He kept his silence which made System Happy's smile falter.

"Do you know Yura ?" He asks again. His tone is cold. Dangerously cold while he opened both of his eyes, revealing a darkened violet with a hint of yellow.

"I-i-i don't !!!"

The man refused to give an answer and he finally chose to lie. System Happy scoffed.

"Bad boy~ Liar gets punishment, don't you think? Even when i hear my host lying to me i would still punish him. After all, lying is bad for our body. Don't you think so ? Yura Lailee's sweetheart?"

System Happy closed his eyes again. He smiled happily and his menacing tone is gone.

The man shook his head again and again. He tried to cover his face with his arms but found that he no longer has them.

He screamed loudly as he saw his arms drop beside him. System Happy calmly placed his hands behind his back. He jumped off the pile of bodies and strolled in front of the man.

"You lied to me two times— was it once or two? Jeez, now i'm confused. It's your fault okay ?" System Happy then crossed his arms while looking away with puffed cheeks.

The image ought to look cute but with his white chi uniform tainted with blood, his hands tainted with blood, and even his cheeks and neck are tainted with blood it looked disturbing .

"Now, spill the tea mate. I don't have much leisure time, i was about to you know, smother my host with love and affection, enjoy the tea and snacks my host made, and maybe we can go watch a movie— oh no ! There's no tv ! Screw you ancient time ! Next time, i'll have to see if the next world is modern or not !!"

System Happy stomped his foot on the bloodied floor, splashing a puddle of blood on the man's clothes.

The man's name is George. Now, System Happy only bothered with his first name and George is super mainstream. Ah, no offense readers.

System Happy poked George's forehead with one finger. He's letting his nail grow longer as it penetrates George's forehead.

George's eyes widened in terror. "No no no no no —AAAAAAAAAHHH"

"Stay still. I'm gathering information on your mistress. Pfft, i wonder what's your wife's reaction knowing that the entertainer she adored is actually her husband's mistress?"

"Did Yura tasted that good, you actually thought about abandoning your wife and your two daughters ? From my point of view, my host is the more beautiful one ! Most beautiful ! That witch couldn't just compare to my host ! I don't know how he tasted like but i'm sure it's heavenly!!!"

System Happy stopped when half of his finger entered George's forehead. He began to read George's thoughts when System Happy touched the man's core mind.

"Huh? What do you mean? It's love at first sight, duh. And oh when i watched him die it pains me even though i only saw him for what, one second, but he's so beautiful i began to cry ! Internally ! Oh, Gosh ! I should tell you all about my host—Yura is more beautiful ?! You, You dare to slander my beloved ?! I can't—"

Thus the night passed peacefully and System Happy finally ranted his undying love for his host to a half dead man, who is now, dead.

( う-´)づ

El woke up to a refreshed and smiley System Happy at his side. System Happy noticed his host woke up and he cheerfully offered the boy a glass of water.

El gave System Happy a glare.

System Happy hid his nervousness and greeted his host in a cheerful voice.

"I don't have to greet the system who abandoned his host."

A sharp pain attacked System Happy's heart. He clutched his heart when El didn't even spare a glance at him.

"I-— the king bullied me, Mr host ! I was planning to spend the day after the audition with you !" System Happy refuted with all of his might.

He quickly grabbed El's wrists, making El accidentally drop his glass of water.

El's eyes darkened when he saw his clothes and the blanket wet.

"System—"

"I'll make it up to you !! I'll even be your personal butler ! Please forgive this lowly unreliable overly busy and easy to bully system !"

El noticed that System Happy's attitude changed overnight.

What the heck happened last night?

"You don't have to go that far. You are not unreliable, in fact i rely on your teaching and information gathering alot. Your rank as an Earl in public eyes is more than enough to give me a good backer so i won't get bullied in the entertainment circle. But please tell me, What happened last night ?"

Hearing his host's pleading, System Happy unconsciously straightened his back. He played with his braids before letting them go.

"I found Yura's backer."

This sentence made El's body stiffen. System Happy tightened his grip on his host's hands.

"He's a rank below me but he has some hold over the underground society. I have no complain towards this society a day ago however i heard that this society is planning to rebel against the current king, which led to the war where Deus Aliga is sent to the frontlines. You know what it means?"

El slowly nodded.

"Did you know that Yura is one of the participants for the Entertainer's Garden and originally she succeeded ? "

El shook his head, prompting System Happy to continue.

"But you came in and took her place. Performing better than her. Even though she has that man as her backer and the whole underground society as her support, you managed to beat them on your own."

System Happy wrapped his arms around the boy gently and whispered on his ear.

"Congratulations, Host. You've saved Anrick Aliga's father."

El's eyes widened in shock. Save him ? Deus Aliga ? "What...do you mean?"

System Happy chuckled. His chuckle made El involuntarily shiver.

System Happy wondered if his host is cold because he just shivered. System Happy hugged the boy a bit tightly.

Warmth seemed to seep out of System Happy's body and it made El calm once again. His mind began to race.

"Because i just wiped out the last remaining Underground Society and their lackeys last night. i finished around 4 to 5 am while watching the sun rose. Came back to watch you sleep until 7 am when you woke up."

El's face reddened.

"W-watch me sleep ?!! Pervert ! What the hell!"

He punched System Happy's chest as the latter laughed out loud, still holding his host.

"And also, did you see the black envelope's content ?! That—that's a breach of privacy !"

System Happy merely laughed until his stomach hurts. "What's yours is mine !"

El's eyes widened in disbelief.

"You Bully ! Get out !" El managed to push the other man and climbed out of his embrace.

System Happy twirled around the room while continue to laugh triumphantly.

"This is my space~"

El could only grumble when he noticed his clothes are dried. El huffed and jumped out of the bed.

El saw a door and twisted its handle. Just to find, it is locked.

"System, how can i open this door?"

System Happy's face did not change and he grabbed El's shoulders with his hands. He redirected the boy to the exit of his space.

"Only i, can open and close the space at all times. The reason is for safety and who knows, we might need it"

Outside of the space and in El's home.

It's still the same state as before, just not with the blood stains on the wooden floor.

El quickly walked to the kitchen to cook for breakfast. He checked inside the cooler—where he stores all of his cooking ingredients — and he's missing some ingredients for lunch.

"System, Can you pick up some tomatoes and carrots for me ?"

System Happy arched an eyebrow. "Like, Right now?"

El shook his head. "For lunch."

System Happy hummed. "How about we go out for lunch?"

El pondered over it a bit before agreeing to System Happy's invitation. He quickly cooked a simple fried rice and omelet for the both of them.

Eggs are rares in this Kingdom apparently. He only managed to get them when he found some in System Happy's space.

"So. What's your plan ?"

System Happy asked, once he has finished his breakfast.

El began to wash the plates while thinking. "Hm, i've thought about this..... How about i sped up the plan?"

System Happy nodded thoughtfully. "Right now, this world is an easy world. Rated 3 and very generous"

"Hey, do you have any other system that's just like you?"

System Happy sweatdropped. "Haha, maybe ? I don't really pay attention."

"Then who's the one in charge of my missions?"

System Happy shrugged. "Just came to me i guess. Like an intuition?"

"Huh? Then the body you occupy, is it your real body ? Are you a human ?! Is my death just a joke or am i being brain washed into believing that i was dead ? Is this a VR ? A game?"

System Happy laughed nervously. He stood up and walked behind El.

El, who is still washing the plates until they are squeaky clean, felt someone behind him.

"System!"

"If this is fake...if this is a VR, don't you think that i'm too real?"

El raised an eyebrow. He didn't dare to look back though. Feeling something bad might happen.

System Happy circles his arms around El's waist and leaned dangerously close to El's face.

"Do you feel the warmth of other human being in me ? Or am i cold just like machine because i am called System ? I might not know any other system beside me who exists, but i know i'm here for you. To accompany your journey from world to world. After all, being a wandering spirit is not fun right ?"

System Happy's voice once again made El involuntary shivers. His hot breath is fanned against El's cheek and his arms on El's waist tightened.

"If.."

System Happy's ears perked up at that.

"If, i drop this plate. Would you replace it ?"

System Happy hummed.

El then dropped—more like smashed—the plate on the floor beside him. The fragments hits System Happy's bare feet and it scratched it a bit. Tiny drops of blood began to show.

"Oh. So you are human. Your blood is red and it looks very normal"

System Happy removed his arms and distanced himself away from his host. "Is that on purpose?"

El whistled innocently. He finished his task and walked away.

"Heal"

System Happy murmured. He sighed at his uninjured feet. His host can be so demanding sometimes.

( う-´)づ

Spoiler !!

The Crown Prince and his family are theeere~

Ah ! Another sketch/doodle for System Happy. My fav character so far! (Lol)