Gaara's pov again (I'm sorry, I should probably alternate but I'm trying to move the story along. If you want me to alternate I can make more filler, i just fear readers would get bored. If that's not the case, leave me a comment, I'll change things.)

As I wandered down the hall looking for my siblings, Kankuro's head shot out of a room only a foot away from me. I stumbled and nearly fell, taking note that the blonde's 'sexy' shadow clone is still standing at the end of the hall trying to look, well, sexy.

I'm almost certain that entire emotion is made up. People have got to be kidding me, it'd be the biggest prank of the century, but there's no other explination. I do not understand why people have such a carnal desire for.. that nature of things. Kankuro looked dumb founded.. but he was looking over my shoulder. I quickly turned, extpecting danger.. when I realized it was just the clone there. Still attempting to be sexy.

"Uhm.. Gaara? Why is there a, uh, woman, blowing kisses at you? And why is she.. let's be real here, she's a bombshell! Where was I when that happened?" Maybe naruto does know how to seem sexy to others, but to me it just looks idiotic, him.. er.. her leaning up against the wall and posing with her fingers in her mouth like that.

But apparently it works, since Kankuro appears to be in a trance. Sighing, I whisper to Kankuro to tell him that is naruto uzumaki. His reaction was remarkable, he went from having a nose bleed to outrage and confusion in under a second. "There's no way that hottie is a dude let alone that dude! She's drop dead gorgeous! You just want her to yourself, don't you? Y-" I got sick of hearing Kankuro scream in the middle of a hospital and covered his mouth with sand. What an inappropriate way to conduct yourself.. I suppose killing people wasn't exactly how to be an upstanding member of society either though. The shadow clone blew him a kiss and with a cloud, transformed back into a naruto clone.

Clone Naruto laughed so hard he had to take breaks in the sentance. "Oh man... I knew.. gaara was too smart... for that but.. that .. was great." The clone giggled to himself (and I'm sure naruto himself was too from his room.)

Kankuro wiped away his bloody nose and began to stomp back to the room I assume shikamaru and temari are in. I decided I'd have some fun while following him. "What was that about me wanting her all to myself?" Konkuro is simply too easy to get a rise out of. He pretended he'd punch me, pulling his foist back and grabbing my shirt. However, when I didn't flinch he backed down, bowed his head, and continued walking while muttering to himself what sounded like some variation of 'soulless ginger.' They're lucky they've gained my respect.

A.N.// leave suggestions and corrections in the comments please, thank you so much for reading, it makes me really happy people seem to like my lil story. Also I promise the name will make sense.. give it time.